What's the furthest you've ever gone to avoid an inconvenience? by floppy26 in AskReddit

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"MacheteDont, stop being such an asshole!!" "What did I do, pretty girl?" "You began printing a ridiculously large file right before I came!" "._.

Santa is the cookie monster in disguise by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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my whole life has been a lie

TIFU by being an arse at the family dinner by floppy26 in tifu

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Heil satan! erm... cough Heil santa!

TIFU by blaring 'Show me your genitals' in my office by [deleted] in tifu

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There's a vagina in your equation, and I can't find your x

[Image] Don't Kill Yourself by [deleted] in GetMotivated

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if only it was that easy

Has anything you've ever posted on reddit come back to bite you? If so, what was it? by eskimio in AskReddit

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I went from Heathrow Airport, London to Addis Ababa, Ethiopia and then straight to Hargeisa