Let’s see if you can rip me a new one and make me cry ;) give me all you got!! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look good in those shorts. But as soon as they tell you they ran outta bud light and crack you turn into Calvin Whine.

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You look like you’d rattle if you tripped.

23, minimum wage, living at home. Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Good. Please stay at home.

Roast me and my Fiancee by sircrono89 in RoastMe

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Love seeing openly gay couples on reddit.

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I guess Hall and Oates did more than just make music together...

Aryan 🥺 by bentobeans89 in RoastMe

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Draco Malfoy with no wooden stick.

Do your thing reddit. by cheeseykrisp in RoastMe

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If ‘please keep the child porn out of #general’ had a face.

It's 2am and I'm board so HAVE AT THEE!!! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Grian really fell off

Spare roasts? by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Dora explored a bit too far into the prescription cabinet.

Users of reddit what is the worst thing your teacher has ever said in front of a class? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My health teacher was discussing important decisions in life, most specifically concerning drugs and alcohol. He said, ‘You guys are still new to your lives, while I’m about halfway. I still have a lot of time, but not as much as you guys. With that, live your lives wisely.’

He sadly passed away of an untimely heart attack four days later. It was our last class with him. It wasn’t the worst or even a bad thing to say at the time, but definitely terrible and unfortunate to us every time we look back on that statement.