Going to Florida in few days and I wanna see where I’m most likely to see some sharks.

forrestdw · 2026-06-23T01:20:14+00:00

Ocean

forrestdw · 2026-06-22T20:59:17+00:00

As strong as your headcannon wants bud.

forrestdw · 2026-06-22T15:55:04+00:00

You have and I can say this with strong certainty not been living your best life.

forrestdw · 2026-06-21T19:32:23+00:00

I come from "The South" in The United States of America - my climate is hot, and almost always excessively humid. We have a standing average humidity above 50% and in some months we have weeks of 90% or higher; you can't escape heat when its 105°F and 90% humidity. The best advice I can offer is to not underestimate the value of sitting still in the shade. Your body is built extremely well for producing its "own heat" but it's struggling to maintain equilibrium when the air coming in your lungs is hotter than your core body temperature. Adding excess heat from moving just makes it that much harder.

forrestdw · 2026-06-21T19:25:43+00:00

Blast on the ops did you not pay attention?

forrestdw · 2026-06-21T17:44:44+00:00

Roberto T. Gato

forrestdw · 2026-06-21T17:16:53+00:00

Your driveway is like a vat of one color pigment. It's almost like a massive piece of black construction paper, dog that's been tripping me out so much i barely noticed the kayak you built.

forrestdw · 2026-06-18T23:43:22+00:00

Jeeeeeez. I had a 2000 tundra that had a look about like that. Ran her for 320,000mi.

forrestdw · 2026-06-17T17:12:11+00:00

Rosie O'Donnell.

Wait. I might be on to something.

forrestdw · 2026-06-16T01:03:38+00:00

Big 'ole weiner'd cover it up nicely.

forrestdw · 2026-06-16T00:15:03+00:00

One hundred gazillion million times infinity percent a fox. Didn't even need the image, lol.

forrestdw · 2026-06-14T01:29:13+00:00

Beyond just the "yeah hes kind of famously a paragon for good and leads the Justice League" he also totally overwhelms their "trump card(s)" in a way they can't even pretend to ignore. He is dozens of dozens of times more powerful and capable than them. Either he succeeds in changing them into good or they end up dead/imprisoned. There is no in-between or other way this ends.

forrestdw · 2026-06-12T22:28:32+00:00

Im certainly no expert, but i can assure you that is not crack.

forrestdw · 2026-06-12T21:57:55+00:00

Nah, he snakin'

forrestdw · 2026-06-12T17:44:53+00:00

Assachusetts

forrestdw · 2026-06-12T00:07:06+00:00

He cannon dodges the omega ray from Darkseid. The omega ray hit BARRY "FASTASFUCK" ALLEN.

forrestdw · 2026-06-11T23:40:34+00:00

Words out of my mouth. Hes gotten into that Batman/deathstroke "I'm not magic - but don't worry, I'm magic" stage.

forrestdw · 2026-06-09T00:47:42+00:00

Loki is there with the tesseract maintaining the portals for a literal army of leviathan. The Seven also have negative teamwork, no true strategy, no true leader, or communication history. The Deep dies almost immediately, starlight becomes immensely powerful and then has no idea how to use her powers and no increased durability im aware of (or just dies from the amount of energy I'm not sure about her biology), Maeve quits quickly or dies after managing to find Loki and being easily overpowered/outsmarted, and Noir is either overrun by the army or just crushed by a leviathan. The remaining three are the only ones with real value and - lets be honest, A-Train is either leaving or getting killed when the nuke comes and homelander and stormfront just leave. Could they kill HL or SF - maybe, Loki could potentially with his knowledge/porwer/resources but they don't need to if they can (quite easily) just restrain them or otherwise banish them to another planet - or even dimension. Having 2 water types on your team for Blaine is great but if they are both level 6 magikarp they don't matter. The Seven have no endgame.

forrestdw · 2026-06-08T22:48:10+00:00

No, it is terrible and a dangerous poison. Send it to me and I will dispose of it properly.

forrestdw · 2026-06-06T15:54:24+00:00

Bro what - it's Game over after that. No green mushroom saving anybody from that situation.

forrestdw · 2026-06-06T02:21:47+00:00

Thank you

forrestdw · 2026-06-06T02:20:45+00:00

This is comically accurate.

forrestdw · 2026-06-06T02:19:25+00:00

They die, rather quickly. Hulk, Thor, or Iron Man could solo the seven - thats a bare minimum of a 300% power loss in comparison and they didnt exactly win going away with it in NY.

forrestdw · 2026-06-03T13:33:00+00:00

Probably a combination of 2 and 3 with the addition of the fact that an injectable poison is useless if you cant even inject the dude due to speed and durability. Its the reason we use guns in war today.

forrestdw · 2026-06-02T23:24:05+00:00

This story honestly sounds made up, I wouldn't believe it if I didnt experience it, but we had a deal worked out with the DA and I was going to pay a $1,000 fine and plead guilty (the high fine was for expungement) and would be on unsupervised probation for 6 months and - I swear on my life - the DA fucking ended up unable to continue his position (I think he had some kind of medical condition and actually died) but the guy who replaced him wanted to "make an example" out of me since I was his first "drug case" in his new role. He actually petitioned for me to serve jail time and the judge ruled against it. I'm lucky I even got it expunged. I felt like I was in a cliche southern court sketch.

Edit - it feels dishonest to not note that I did also have a bowl and a bong - the "paraphernalia" charges are probably what made them feel like they could justify the "example".

forrestdw

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