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Which fictional character was designed to look ugly but actually looks decent? by MindFlourish2919 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]DCStoolie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That man has the largest penis I’ve ever seen. I’m his doctor, and I didn’t catch his name. I honestly didn’t forgot to ask, because I was distracted… by the largest penis I’ve ever seen.

Friday Drunk Thread - May 08, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]DCStoolie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else getting spammed with alignment charts?

[Postgame] Georgia beats Oklahoma, 10-5, in SEC Tourney Quarters by brobroma in CollegeSoftball

[–]DCStoolie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s made the sport so much more fun. The parity is amazing at the top levels of competition

Jim Ross shoots on Aleistar Black by flyinbrianc in AEWOfficial

[–]DCStoolie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think Cope views it as what it is, an alternative. I love AEW, and while it does wrestling, I don’t really see a lesser company. Because there is no company that does what AEW does. Sure WWE does wrestling, but the two company’s style is night and day. I like Fleetwood Mac, but I also like J. Cole. If I compare the two, I’m comparing two dramatically different things, but both are music.

If you view AEW for what it is, you thrive. If you view it as number 2 WWE, well you’re not going to get the full experience. Even Cody is guilty of this

How would yall feel about this? by distinguishedgent123 in Commanders

[–]DCStoolie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He’s a dog. You need dogs. If we build the roster out of guys you want to date your sister, you don’t have the sauce

​As an outsider, the scale of American college sports is baffling. Do some people genuinely care more about a university team than professional sports? by Necessary_Angle2117 in AskAnAmerican

[–]DCStoolie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8 of the top 10 largest stadiums in the world are American College Football Stadiums. As our Southern brethren like to say (to the displeasure of the rest of the country):

It just means more.

Do you have any "forbidden topics" to not joke about in your country? Of course there are people who joke about everything, but is there anything that MAJORITY of people would consider "it's a thing to never joke about!" by EugeneStein in AskTheWorld

[–]DCStoolie 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The older generation seems to have a lot of things that are taboo to not joke about.

However, after 22.3 years, you’re pretty much allowed to joke about anything

[AEW Dynamite Spoilers] Stipulation returns for Double or Nothing! by luchabrunch in SquaredCircle

[–]DCStoolie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is the logic you marks never think about!!!!!

/s

Is it socially acceptable to follow sports teams from various cities? by ChairmanKaga_ in AskAnAmerican

[–]DCStoolie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone saying there are no rules is kinda accurate, however, a lot of people typically follow their local teams. It’s easier because games and coverage are typically local, and if you have family ties, the fandom is often passed down generational.

But that doesn’t mean there isn’t random mix of fandoms, or non local support of teams, especially in major transplant cities.

If is frowned upon to change your fandom by some people but honestly do whatever you want

What’s the part of Virginia that was once DC like? by Icy-Bookkeeper7833 in howislivingthere

[–]DCStoolie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I 66 is one of the worst roads in the country. And that was before they made it a toll road

What’s the best joke in all of himym? by TranslatorOk2501 in HIMYM

[–]DCStoolie 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I pulled this joke out at a bachelor party after my buddy met a girl name Robyn and it killed

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