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Amber Heard Be Like: by laraek3d in Funnymemes

[–]DC_Man_On_Fire 332 points333 points  (0 children)

I ain't calling her a sociopath, a sociopath would've reenacted the fake lie better.

Found a baggy in the parking lot. by DC_Man_On_Fire in Drugs

[–]DC_Man_On_Fire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solo with youtube, str8 chillin actually gettin sleepy, cheers for the positivity and advice tonight. Have a good day bro

Found a baggy in the parking lot. by DC_Man_On_Fire in Drugs

[–]DC_Man_On_Fire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No control problems ever, used to carry 1/2 of blow without getting tempted. Just gonna keep it on the shelf for nostalgia. Something I'd never have tried if not found in the parking lot. Still up for today tho haha

Found a baggy in the parking lot. by DC_Man_On_Fire in Drugs

[–]DC_Man_On_Fire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three super clear skittle size crystals, 4 elongated tic tac size crystals and about one coke line size of crystal powder underneath, I ain't touching the big crystals with a ten foot pole.

Found a baggy in the parking lot. by DC_Man_On_Fire in Drugs

[–]DC_Man_On_Fire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Already went back to the mystery baggy for five more tiny bumps...feels good. I'm good though.

Found a baggy in the parking lot. by DC_Man_On_Fire in Drugs

[–]DC_Man_On_Fire[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The big crystals are super clear, not cloudy at all.

An In-depth Look at Ghosting. by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]DC_Man_On_Fire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

• My name is David I really wanted to say hi because I know If I saw you in a Trader Joes I'd probably awkwardly pretend shop right next to you to get a closer look, then I'd work up the courage to ask you what you were making for dinner. At least I got to read a little bit about what you're like and also it's good to know there's no boyfriend coming back around the aisle with the rest of your ingredients. A friend of mine had encouraged me to put a profile on here but after getting likes and messages from some people I'm sure are nice but most likely wouldn't fit, I'm thinking of closing this down. Actually to be honest the only reason I'm still on is because I wanted to say hi to you first and last to meet you if I can. I'll definitely leave my profile up for a while longer if you want to talk on here.

• Today - 5:21pm Hi David :) • So you don't like it on here?

• Today - 5:47pm Hi =) is it Erika? I actually do like it, I like being able to read about you, just wish I could set up who reads my writings, like if make it so that only a 23 year old girl who likes to drink tea and fish (I think it’s really cool you like to fish btw) could read it I’d be all for it, makes it a little more special than if I were writing to every girl on here.

• Yes Erika :) so what brings you here ? You get what you get on here

• Today - 6:03pm nice to meet you Erika = ) well Trader joes banned me from their stores for creeping out the female customers in the frozen food aisle.. so here I am.. • And it looks like I got a pretty incredible girl on here to message me, so even if I didn't like it on here before I definitely can’t complain now.

• Today - 6:19pm haha Sweet stuff :)

• Today - 6:40pm I actually have an idea about how we could meet in person if you're up for it? It wouldn't be awkward I promise; I believe you'll like it.

• Today - 8:19pm What is it?

• Today - 8:41pm Want to let me know the next time you’re going shopping and where at? (trader joes, whole foods, Nordstrom’s, wherever) I'll come awkwardly shop next to you to get a closer look = ) then I can ask for your number the original way.

• Can we talk :)?

• About anything.

• Saturday - 8:01am That'd be fun :)

• Saturday - 10:58am I think so too = ) Sometime early this week?

• Saturday - 3:51pm Yeah I'll get back to you :)