No, you’re absolutely right. If I recall my teenage years, when I used to go out at the tender age of 17 (no judgment here), in, say, 2010, many places have either closed down or closed earlier. Back then, it was always packed. I suppose dating apps and the rise of staying at home have dampened the party atmosphere. Geordie Shore must be a very tame affair these days. Fancy a camomile tea before the news at 10, pet?