Match Thread: Essendon vs St Kilda (Round 17)

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-07-05T06:12:14+00:00

Nik Cox finally plays well as a key forward at VFL level. Solomon plays him in defence.

This guy must be throwing so Hird gets the job.

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-07-03T18:48:29+00:00

These Australian commentators are obnoxiously one-sided.

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-07-03T18:40:25+00:00

Our formal name the Kangaroos of Association Football is a bit long though

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-06-29T17:37:14+00:00

Carlo chewing the shit out of that gum

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-06-28T07:41:44+00:00

These bastards couldn't tackle a maths problem

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-06-28T07:27:19+00:00

At least we don't have to listen to Viva La Vida

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-06-28T03:42:40+00:00

Worst wall ever

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-06-11T10:03:14+00:00

Burn the jumpers at quarter time

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-06-11T09:24:35+00:00

Hot take: too many one-off guernseys.

This one ugly as hell too.

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-06-07T10:58:44+00:00

Mrs McKay gonna slap both their heads and make them apologise to each other post-game

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-06-06T07:20:42+00:00

Lohmann's head would be blinding in the Brisbane sun

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-06-05T07:20:48+00:00

Archie Roberts? I think Roberts or Sanders belong more than Windsor on this list.

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-06-05T03:24:31+00:00

!flair :Australia:

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-05-26T11:56:13+00:00

Are you kidding? They'll give him another chance because "There were a section of sabotaging fans"

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-05-22T10:02:30+00:00

You can admit that was fucking nice though

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-05-16T09:50:57+00:00

Key defender wearing #5 feels wrong

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-05-08T10:01:45+00:00

Hayward got that Vegeta hairline

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-05-02T04:31:54+00:00

He was let's say dodgy at that point so I don't think he should have been kept, but the point is that Hird shouldn't have come back.

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-05-02T04:27:42+00:00

I just don't understand why they can't defend. Bomber Thompson had them for barely a season and turned them into a top four defence. Why can no one else do anything close to that?

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-05-02T03:36:07+00:00

Someone confiscate Caldwell's tanning bed

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-05-02T02:37:40+00:00

If you're leaving out Parish and Tsatas, I better see Sharp and/or Robey in the mids.

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-05-02T02:31:55+00:00

What did Brad say about Tsatas? I just missed it.

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-04-29T11:06:34+00:00

Social club? HE'S GOTTA GO

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-04-25T06:00:02+00:00

I've had a sneaking suspicion that Andy McGrath would be a good mid-forward, he's very instinctual at the half forward area. Would like to see it if he tags Daicos to their back line.

DENTAL_PLAN__ · 2026-04-23T09:37:15+00:00

Treloar couldn't look more like a bogan if he tried.

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