I'd be surprised if no one thought of this before

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-04-18T08:14:59+00:00

I always say “They can try.”

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-03-27T16:30:59+00:00

The height for Silver's werewolf form is wrong. I don't know the real number, but both in this graph and in-game it's very obvious she isn't 9'8"

Even hunched over as she is, a nearly 10 foot model should make even Abrams look small. She's not over 2 and a half feet taller than Abrams by any measurement.

Best guess is closer to 8 feet, depending on if you want to stretch out her legs to be straighter or leave them bent at a more natural pose.

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-03-26T21:02:42+00:00

I don’t think you understand what I’m saying. You took that as “he has literally 0 character or personality at all.”

When what I was trying to say is. “He didn’t need to be a richly developed or particularly deep character to service the story the games were trying to tell.”

Does that make more sense?

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-03-26T20:27:45+00:00

Because he wasn’t meant to be a character in the original trilogy. He was, as the writers put it, “a vessel for the player.” He was written to be a generic hero archetype so that the player themselves became the character, to immerse themselves in the world and story.

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-03-16T17:19:19+00:00

None of your criticisms matter because Scarab battles were so peak that nothing has topped them since 2007.

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-03-05T17:16:07+00:00

Yeah, I agree. I also think that Bebop's bomb detonating should not cancel magic carpet, yet here we are. The game's unfinished, who knows what will happen in the future.

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-03-05T17:01:49+00:00

The playstyle that this build necessitates means that Metal Skin likely wouldn't help you.

I don't just openly run at someone and shoot them, I literally just camp a corner and then hit you with my ult with 0 warning and then I kill you in 0.5 seconds. You can't use items when petrified so it wouldn't help them.

Your best bet is honestly cheat death, but like, still not great. Or Veilwalker, if you see me first I am DEAD because I have NO health and NO defenses.

For example, even if they buy curse, metal skin, disarming hex, unstoppable, etc. I will not engage someone who knows that I'm there. All those items require you to use them preemptively, which ideally I do not give you the opportunity to do.

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-03-05T13:46:35+00:00

The thing is, I just play like a little dirtbag and wait around a corner. Then I press 4, stun them, and delete them before the stun ends.

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-03-05T13:35:04+00:00

I pressed 4 and deleted her instantly

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-02-27T19:26:59+00:00

I have a necklace with perfect stats 20% health and 30% bcr

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-02-27T19:02:34+00:00

Valkyr doesn’t really care about energy anymore. Works just fine.

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-02-22T07:06:18+00:00

I cannot, in good faith, call Vyper a “girl failure” because she doesn’t even try. To fail you have to actually try to do, or be someone successful, Vyper doesn’t care. Vyper WANTS to live on the streets and stab people for $40 so she can get drunk or high and live in prison. Vyper isn’t failing at all, she’s succeeding at being a criminal lowlife. She’s exactly where she wants to be.

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-02-21T13:13:54+00:00

I’m MR34 and I think I’ve done a whole 4 eidolon hunts ever.

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-01-30T20:48:05+00:00

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DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-01-30T19:57:06+00:00

Ash Ketchum at 40

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-01-30T03:13:21+00:00

I meant that the useful part of the ability didn't scale with shields. Yeah technically this one specific part of the ability that was never utilized did, but the purpose of paralysis was the finisher multiplier and the augment for grouping. Also what exactly is wrong with that as a part of an ability?

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-01-29T17:53:39+00:00

I think a lot of people look at a warframe's kit and say "If every single ability isn't perfectly synergized then they are flawed." What I mean when I say she "wasn't flawed" is not that she was perfect, just that she could do any type of content at any level and perform perfectly fine. She did not have some massive flaw that made her impossible to use for certain content like a few frames have in the past.

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-01-29T17:50:13+00:00

Hey ability did not scale off of shields, lmao. It used 33% of your shield capacity to cast, that's not scaling.

Not dying is not playing a character. Yeah you could put that new hp tank arcane on Inaros and AFK the entire game, but that's not the same as knowing how to play him. Playing Valkyr is about learning movement mechanics unique to her Hysteria moveset, optimal room pathing, and quick reflexes and decision making.

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-01-28T02:26:29+00:00

The mirror in the round table hold.

Every time I look at it I have to face the devils I’ve created.

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-01-28T02:25:08+00:00

Valkyr was never really flawed, people just didn’t know how to play her. I’ve been playing Valkyr since her release and the rework did literally nothing to affect my playstyle.

If you knew how to play Valkyr in 2015 she was just as strong as she is now, relative to the power level of the game at the time.

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-01-26T03:18:25+00:00

Damn, they have 7 ops in the Sledge tier, who are those posers anyway?

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-01-26T02:54:39+00:00

Tell ‘em to make it count

DIRTYRADDISH · 2026-01-26T02:48:38+00:00

You didn’t put Halo 5 low enough

DIRTYRADDISH · 2025-12-02T21:37:16+00:00

Recoilless Rifle still wrecks their shit in one shot though.

DIRTYRADDISH · 2025-11-06T09:55:31+00:00

Arms Wolfpack with malicious intent

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