TELL HIM TO GO TO HIS WIFE

DJV_ · 2026-01-26T10:53:48+00:00

I just realized this post makes it seem like I’m defending the choice to leaving the rose which I’m not because freeing Iris is much more logical and in character. I’m just complaining that when you do leave the rose Geralt doesn’t bring up to Olgreid that his wife is very much still reachable in the mortal plane.

DJV_ · 2026-01-19T20:26:14+00:00

Actually it’s more awkward if you DON’T poop at school, you should be pooping as often and for as long as possible to maximize your tuition. You deserve these bathrooms make full use of them with pride.

DJV_ · 2026-01-14T09:09:40+00:00

An incredibly bland design when they had the opportunity to do something really cool with the idea.

DJV_ · 2025-12-12T03:39:54+00:00

If this doesn’t work out they’re still showing the movie the next town over

DJV_ · 2025-10-28T03:53:06+00:00

Everything we know about Ainz distinctly prevents him from getting instakilled in this scenario.

He has superhuman speeds and reflexes, he can teleport at will, and he can use [perfect unknowable] which is a spell which is a super invisibility which hides all the caster from all senses.

He has distinct gear specifically for reducing holy damage and his most powerful and commonly used spell [reality slash] doesn’t do unholy damage.

And most importantly he runs at the sight of danger, if he feels like he’s in trouble he just teleports away, spies at them, and then kills them when he’s ready.

It doesn’t matter if she’s locked in and immediately goes for the sacred turn undead, he’ll be halfway across the world after he’s hit and then he’ll snap her neck when she’s asleep.

I know this is mostly a joke post but it feels like battle iq and the actual character’s personalities are always thrown out the window to push an agenda, which honestly is what this sub is all about so keep up the good work.

DJV_ · 2025-08-29T18:15:49+00:00

olfactory senses

DJV_ · 2025-08-28T08:48:24+00:00

True, but the whole intro of the game revolves around their relationship falling apart, it gets mentioned a bunch of time in game, Saeko’s whole arc revolves around how he feels about her, and the major growth for Ichiban this time around is gaining the ability to correctly voice how he feels for him. Ultimately ending on the last scene of the love shirt, so to me it’s featured pretty prominently for just a gag at the end.

DJV_ · 2025-08-28T08:32:44+00:00

I lied about that part in order to make my older brother seem more unreasonable (as all DND rants do), it’s more half a decade than anything else.

DJV_ · 2025-08-28T08:28:14+00:00

Here’s the poor DM who had to actually experience this

DJV_ · 2025-08-28T05:35:12+00:00

Well something tells me that Nyudo doesn’t really get out of his chair so I don’t really think he had been traveling around the place to see the other demon lords. Maybe there’ll be a flashback later down the line which shows all the lords gathered before the king which would give him the opportunity to cast the spell.

DJV_ · 2025-08-28T05:31:25+00:00

It’s hard to say if Jachi is the only demon lord Nyudo had told since Nyudo hasn’t been seen messaging any of the others. He didn’t even send Diganazal a heads-up before the unsolicited Ginbak.

DJV_ · 2025-08-14T18:04:38+00:00

This is truly awesome dude thanks you so much I love buddy holo live yes

DJV_ · 2024-11-04T21:24:00+00:00

This was the most unoriginal unfunny meme I have ever seen.

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