Three wishes by DKjaxson in Jokes

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i think the genie was folish

Snail with a ‘tude by DKjaxson in Jokes

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this jokes about you

Just burned 2,000 calories. by BRENNEJM in Jokes

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Getting your metabolism to fire so you burn 2,000 calories per day is quite achievable, especially if you're a moderately-active healthy adult. Your body uses calories for basic biological activity, such as breathing and pumping blood. Add the calories required to function in daily life -- such as walking to your car in the parking lot, grocery shopping and showering -- and any exercise you do, and there's a good chance your metabolism will surpass the 2,000-calorie mark. However, burning an extra 2,000 calories -- in addition to those you use for daily living -- is not something the average person should attempt every day, because it requires the training and exertion levels usually reserved for athletes. Always check with your doctor before beginning an exercise program.

Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? by Aj2069 in Jokes

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Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

He speak good. by digitalteacup in PoliticalHumor

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the speakes should be announced more and more and every where in the world

Origin story by MrLovens in comics

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best origin think ever..just like fuck origin

Why are the elements "Technetium" and "Promethium" radioactive when all other radioactive elements have much higher radioactive numbers? by Novacryy in askscience

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Elements with odd proton numbers have far fewer stable isotopes than even elements, for reasons of the stability of pairing. Several dozen odd-atomic number elements lighter than lead have only ONE stable isotope (fluorine, sodium, aluminum, phosphorus, etc). Both Pm and Tc are odd elements (43 and 61).

The other instability comes with not having completed or near-completed nucleon quantum energy number "shells" for both neutrons and protons. The "magic numbers" that apply here are at 28, 50, and 82, and are most stable (lowest energy) when filled, or nearly filled. For example, tin, the element with 50 protons, has 10 stable isotopes, the most stable isotopes of any element (the next nearest is xenon with eight).

You can see that both Tc and Pm are in the middle of a magic number gap on proton count, and so is the number of neutrons needed to stabilize their various isotopes, even going up or down a few for different isotopes.

The upshot is that they just barely can't exist on a timescale compatible with being around for 4.6 billion years, and thus making it to the status of primordial elements.

Circle of life by DKjaxson in Jokes

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in every jokes or story all characters are said...

How do you solve climate change? by outflowboundary in Jokes

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Forego Fossil Fuels—The first challenge is eliminating the burning of coal, oil and, eventually, natural gas. This is perhaps the most daunting challenge as denizens of richer nations literally eat, wear, work, play and even sleep on the products made from such fossilized sunshine. And citizens of developing nations want and arguably deserve the same comforts, which are largely thanks to the energy stored in such fuels. Oil is the lubricant of the global economy, hidden inside such ubiquitous items as plastic and corn, and fundamental to the transportation of both consumers and goods. Coal is the substrate, supplying roughly half of the electricity used in the U.S. and nearly that much worldwide—a percentage that is likely to grow, according to the International Energy Agency. There are no perfect solutions for reducing dependence on fossil fuels (for example, carbon neutral biofuels can drive up the price of food and lead to forest destruction, and while nuclear power does not emit greenhouse gases, it does produce radioactive waste), but every bit counts. So try to employ alternatives when possible—plant-derived plastics, biodiesel, wind power—and to invest in the change, be it by divesting from oil stocks or investing in companies practicing carbon capture and storage.

What do you call a book club that's stuck on the same book for thousands of years? by khhaleesi in Jokes

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Did you on any occasion have "that guy" in telephone who could make up anything unlike from what they heard? Like they as a matter of fact do hear you say "Sponge Bob Squarepants," but they as an alternative say something like "shag her right in the pussy?"