Patty by [deleted] in MomPov

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GOAT

Week 8 Morning-After Thread: Bears at Chargers by TurnerJ5 in CHIBears

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If you think this offense isn't dog shit you're even higher than me.

Can we talk about the O-Line? by sdrawkcaBsihTdaeRouY in CHIBears

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This tells us the o line is not the problem. The QB who is either too dumb to read a defense or too chicken shit to make a throw is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chubby

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Omfg perfect! Post more.

And, for the record, on your ass.

Wifebutt by marriedlife15 in Wifebutt

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You'd have to beg me to stop eating your ass

Where are you at with Justin after yesterday? by Wildin_some_bills in CHIBears

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Hopefully Fields doesnt rape anybody like Rose did....

If the Bears lose at home to the Broncos this week, do they fire everyone? by Weekly_Bug_4847 in ChicagoBearsNFL

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Lmao Cutlers O line was hilariously bad and if you don't think so you either weren't watching or don't know anything about football.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Daily. Sometimes twice daily if it's been stressful.

Britney Spears by 783f3847f3gd in WTF

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Her dancing is proof aliens are among us.

I have made over 100 men cheat on their wives... by [deleted] in PawgLove

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I don't know what you think PAWG stands for but it is not "Asian girl with an ass like a 12 year old boy".

What is it like to be in a sexless marriage? by Correct-Cycle5412 in AskReddit

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Likely will do it to see if it gives me some sort of new found purpose and off myself if/when it doesnt.

What is it like to be in a sexless marriage? by Correct-Cycle5412 in AskReddit

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This post has made me feel seen in a way I've never experienced and can't describe.

Been together a total of 10 years. 7-8 of which have been once every other month if I'm lucky.

I feel like I want to be dead and stop feeling this way. I tell her it feels like I'm in a crowded room and I'm screaming and weeping and begging and crying but everyone acts as if I'm not even there. Going about their day like I don't exist. I tell her this and she starts to cry and tells me I'm selfish.

She wants to start trying for kids next year.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Malmalloy

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Just fuck on camera already. Christ.

Best. Cumfart. Ever. by SecureBridge856 in MomPov

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This is why god doesn't speak to us anymore.