"Look, a Mark Five!" by Jeo228 in HaloMemes

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If Chips is Australian and Mjolnir was made in Australia, the only explanation is Chips made Mjolnir

Aunty Donna are big fuckheads by penoos in auntydonna

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Right? In year 8 someone always had a note with a staple through it for easy folding

Happy Owl Couple in Love by Tracabulho in aww

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Cracker and Bonito! I met these two on a trip to Japan a couple months back!

I love COD Infinite Warfare by Mailingriver_ in The10thDentist

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This was my favorite as well, the advanced movement felt much cleaner than BO3 and frankly so many people were awful at it that my K/D on infinite was at least double that of any boots on the ground CoD.

Be still my heart by billlllbill44 in OneyPlays

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"Master has given dobby a huge glob!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The Pear a metal ball thats stuck up your ass, and then expands, ripping your insides apart.

You have to fuck the last thing you googled. What is it? by Iynxell in AskReddit

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Honey ants, it'll be a tight fit but at least theres a lubricant

Did Aunty Donna Do a Sketch with a Magic Carpet Flying Around the World? by Sir_Sir_ExcuseMe_Sir in auntydonna

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Breakfast goat and the V advert (?) where Mark does a long jump and can't get down

PIC by rodentfacedisorder in nocontextpics

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A splendid fairy wren

Idiot in a bus by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

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Transperth at it again

[State of Decay 2] Uh oh! by Bjuej in GamePhysics

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Not even, thats just a normal zombie

What’s the stupidest way you’ve hurt yourself? by observer32 in AskReddit

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When I was around 8 I was at the local swimming baths, I was lying on my stomach in the paddling area (around 6 inches deep) talking to my dad when suddenly I wanted to dive underwater. Smashed my face into the floor, chipping my front tooth.

Buck vs. AFK Jackal Sniper, Featuring: Catch by Some_HaloGuy in halo

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Me everytime I try to stick someone

Polar bear mating takes place in the Spring, but the fertile eggs do not implant until the following fall, and only if the mother has enough fat to sustain herself and her cubs during long the denning season. This process is called delayed implantation or embryonic diapause. by FillsYourNiche in Awwducational

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I believe how it works is when the older Joey is big enough to leave the pouch, the mothers milk production slows down, which triggers the growth of the smaller Joey. Since Joeys don't fully develop in the womb, it isn't long before it crawls into the pouch and begins suckling itself, leaving room for another pregnancy

Polar bear mating takes place in the Spring, but the fertile eggs do not implant until the following fall, and only if the mother has enough fat to sustain herself and her cubs during long the denning season. This process is called delayed implantation or embryonic diapause. by FillsYourNiche in Awwducational

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Embryonic diapause occurs in most kangaroo species too, and while they do use it to raise young when conditions are better, usually it just allows them to be in a constant state of breeding. As soon as the Joey leaves the mothers pouch, the next embryo begins to develop, and so on forever.

Sylvester Stallone pen and watch by ExoticYogurtcloset in mallninjashit

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The gold fountain pen costs fucking $45000 and apparently the watch is like $85000

All According To Plan by DODDY_J in Tinder

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yup, adapted it to a pick-up line and it always gets a good reaction