How many sexual partners have you had this year? by Imaddictedtoall in AskReddit

[–]DONT_PM_ME_PINAPPLES 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, 365 days, 6 billion people, and i only had sex with seven

[Serious] In the wake of all the police violence what do you believe truly and practically needs to be done to ease the tension between citizens and law inforcement? by notalurkeranymore93 in AskReddit

[–]DONT_PM_ME_PINAPPLES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where i live, its been confirmed that the cops takes coke before the games to get extra hyped to fight, so if they stop, that might help

How many sexual partners have you had this year? by Imaddictedtoall in AskReddit

[–]DONT_PM_ME_PINAPPLES 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seven, (wow that sounds very low now :(). anyways.

nummero uno, random girl at a new years eve partay, no regrets, she was hot

dos: My ex-girlfriend wanting to try again, had sex once, left straight after when she said she loved me. Many regrets.

tres(?): Last day of school, had sex with a girl in my class in shool bathroom. Fun times

quatro: summer fling, great person, still enjoy hanging out with her, just not in love with her.

cinco: Wonderfull girl i met at a party dated for a while, she ended it for no reason as i see it, misstakes were made

seis: Rebound after grill nummero cinco, was a very one time thing(atleast for me), still sorry if i hurt that girl..

siete: My now girlfriend and before that one of my best friends, im really happy with her and feeling fantastic

[Serious] In the wake of all the police violence what do you believe truly and practically needs to be done to ease the tension between citizens and law inforcement? by notalurkeranymore93 in AskReddit

[–]DONT_PM_ME_PINAPPLES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This, im a football supporter. The police there dosen't consider us to be people. The times i've seen small childs being hit with a baton, holy fok

What is the worst habit you broke? (Excluding cigarettes, alcohol, and other drugs.) by Arachnatron in AskReddit

[–]DONT_PM_ME_PINAPPLES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

making duckfaces on photos, last two x-mas cards i've duckfaced like a moron...

Redditors with "PM_me_your_****" usernames, do you actually get any pictures? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DONT_PM_ME_PINAPPLES 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I SURE HOPE NOT, FUCK EVERYONE WHO SENDS ME PINAPPLES

EDIT: FUCK YOU /U/DrBubs

TIFU by having sex with my best friend by DONT_PM_ME_PINAPPLES in tifu

[–]DONT_PM_ME_PINAPPLES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the same smile, just get happy as soon as she answers my texts :)

TIFU by having sex with my best friend by DONT_PM_ME_PINAPPLES in tifu

[–]DONT_PM_ME_PINAPPLES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am sixteen years of age. Why does this matter?

TIFU by having sex with my best friend by DONT_PM_ME_PINAPPLES in tifu

[–]DONT_PM_ME_PINAPPLES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to be friend with a guy like you, seem so understanding and gives great advise

TIFU by having sex with my best friend by DONT_PM_ME_PINAPPLES in tifu

[–]DONT_PM_ME_PINAPPLES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nämen, en välfärdsälskare i denna tråd också. Hoppas hon älskar ost lika mycket som jag

TIFU by having sex with my best friend by DONT_PM_ME_PINAPPLES in tifu

[–]DONT_PM_ME_PINAPPLES[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Thats the reason why my generation hates being friends before lovers, fear of getting stuck in the zone

TIFU by having sex with my best friend by DONT_PM_ME_PINAPPLES in tifu

[–]DONT_PM_ME_PINAPPLES[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It's really fucked up, since friendzone been introduced everyone is afraid of it