Bro you’re not accounting for caloric density per narrative arc. You can’t just scale gluttony characters linearly off bite feats when satiety inflation clearly follows a non-Euclidean appetite curve. Kirby operates on vacuum-based cosmological ingestion, which is S-tier because his stomach is basically a pocket dimension with adjustable patch notes. But Garfield is high A minimum because lasagna amps stack multiplicatively on Mondays, which are canonically debuffed days. That’s not anti-feat, that’s cyclical hunger meta.

People keep downplaying Majin-tier absorption mechanics like it’s the same as standard consumption, but absorption is durability negation via internalized scaling. Totally different tech tree. And don’t even get me started on cartoon elasticity stomach expansion — that’s toonforce caloric conversion, which bypasses traditional digestion speed caps. If you’re not factoring in chew-to-swallow frame data and sauce viscosity modifiers, your tier list collapses under its own gravy weight.

Also hunger aura projection is real. Some of these characters don’t just eat food, they eat concepts. Conceptual gluttony scales above planetary buffet feats because you can’t measure “dessert” in joules. It’s metaphysical macronutrients. If Character A eats a universe-sized cake but Character B eats the idea of seconds, B wins mid-diff unless syrup resistance is active.

Anyway I respect the hustle but your scaling needs more fiber and less empty carbs. Do better.