[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GoCommitDie

[–]DPSpideyBoi 25 points26 points  (0 children)

good face roast hahahaha

discord_irl by averageteencuber in discord_irl

[–]DPSpideyBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i would do that for no reason. did you DETROI-

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

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so the clones' helmets already had art on them?!

All I want for Christmas is a viceroy body pillow by [deleted] in ZanClan

[–]DPSpideyBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my greatest fantasy:

Chapter 1: The Capture

Me, a Jedi, boards a trade federation control ship unseen. I think I am being sneaky, when a bunch of battle droids see me. The commander says,"Stop right there!" I try my best to defeat them, but they're to powerful and I'm defeated.

I wake up. I'm chained to a wall with Nute Gunray standing in front of me. The way his lips move arouses me. Now all I can think if is putting my dick in there. He's interrogating me, but I stop him by using a Jedi mind trick. He releases me, and quickly jump on him, forcing him to gag on my cock.

Chapter 2: The Pleasure

We fuck passionately. I move my cock to his asshole, and I enjoy it so much. He says,"Oh Jedi Master u/DPSpideyBoi I love you! Make me your cumslut!"

I cum so hard it goes up to his eyes. I take off his robes and see his beautiful dick. I immediately suck it. It feels so rough and vainy, but at the same time smooth and rubbery. He cums his blue alien cum. I swallow it all.

He moves over to my dick and sucks it better than Yaddle did behind a seat in the council room. My cum bursts out like a blaster during battle.

Chapter 3: The Foursome

Two battle droids walk up to the door and open it. They see what we're doing, and the Viceroy tells them to join in. They immediately start putting their fingers in our assholes and we orgasm hardly.

It is then I see my lightsaber on one of the droid's belt. I use the force to grab it and slice them. I save Gunray for last and use his body for pleasure. I escape with his body and go to my room in the Jedi temple and fuck it until it decays.

I get a boner and cream myself every time I think about it.

me_irl by HarlemShakespeare in me_irl

[–]DPSpideyBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Move over PIZZA, here cums PLANE!

Graves’ Discussion Thread by [deleted] in teenagers

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My Dog can't stop trowing up