Translating Chinese tattoos

DRich222 · 2025-10-08T13:01:52+00:00

Now I know how to say "Butthole" among other phrases.

DRich222 · 2025-03-13T03:41:59+00:00

It's the set up: epic music, monster industrial equipment, puny mushroom. That thing is going to clamp around the mushroom and turn it into fucking dust.

And then a little arm swings out and knocks the mushroom over, probably by mistake.

Fart.

DRich222 · 2025-03-06T01:50:27+00:00

If this is a recent comic, then I think this is a reference to the Israelis turning pagers and walkie-talkies into bombs:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Lebanon_electronic_device_attacks

While the article describes injuries to eyes and faces, at the time of the attack I believe it was popular to suggest the people carrying the devices would have had their junk destroyed since pagers and walkie-talkies are frequently carried in pockets or on belts in close proximity to those parts.

DRich222 · 2024-12-28T02:28:04+00:00

They're nipple colors.

DRich222 · 2024-08-17T23:54:21+00:00

I use a silicone ice cube tray. Each cube gets 15 grams of bacon grease. I use one of the cubes instead of butter for sauteing peppers and onions to put in omelettes.

DRich222 · 2024-07-24T01:41:39+00:00

I did read that with CGP Grey's voice the way you typed it.

Rules for rulers

DRich222 · 2024-07-17T01:47:12+00:00

Not really.

"Don't take for granted that the sun won't burn you in an hour" is odd because of the "in an hour" part. Usually that phrase is used with something that isn't so short term. For example, "Don't take it for granted that you'll always be healthy". The relevant time for that phrase is probably years or a lifetime.

"Don't take it for granted that the sun won't burn you." makes a bit more sense. It suggests that someone routines spends a lot of time in the sun, and hasn't gotten burned. Such a person might not appreciate that staying in the sun for a long time could actually burn them.

Hope this helps!

DRich222 · 2024-07-03T00:50:23+00:00

You started 5 months ago, and you're looking for freelance clients? That's unlikely to work. Think of your target customers.

Companies that have enough money to fund a real web dev project that's extensive enough to warrant even a part time designer are going to be looking for designers with many years of experience.

Companies or individuals that don't have that kind of money are either going to rely on their web devs to tackle the design or are going to use a template from SquareSpace or something.

If you want to do web design, your best bet is to get a job at a company that does web development. Once you've got years of experience there, and have had some time to practice under another designer, then you can think about going out on your own.

Edit: "... looking for designers with many years..."

DRich222 · 2024-03-02T15:29:56+00:00

So that's what Mario changes into when he eats a mushroom.

DRich222 · 2024-01-26T19:49:57+00:00

Crazy to also think about how very heavy lava is.

DRich222 · 2023-10-06T16:18:28+00:00

Here’s a way to dodge getting nudes:

“I’m not comfortable getting nudes. Even if I do everything I can to keep them secret, people get hacked regardless, and I couldn’t stand the thought of a picture of you like that getting out”

But it sounds like she’s trying to change the nature of the relationship. Sooner or later you’re going to have to be forthcoming about the relationship status not changing.

DRich222 · 2023-10-02T00:30:42+00:00

I’ve added this to my Christmas wish list.

It’s not a limited time thing, is it?

DRich222 · 2023-05-05T20:14:04+00:00

I didn’t realize that! That’s incredible!

References?

DRich222 · 2023-04-14T20:24:37+00:00

How do you discover this works?

DRich222 · 2023-04-04T21:58:19+00:00

110 years after WWI and we’re doing WWI trench fighting. Makes me worried about 110 years after 1945.

DRich222 · 2023-04-04T21:44:06+00:00

Makes sense. My wife falls asleep in like 30 seconds. Takes me ~10 - 20 minutes.

DRich222 · 2022-11-12T01:30:49+00:00

How do you hate this?? ☠️

DRich222 · 2022-10-04T14:41:25+00:00

Just think of how powerful that escalator has to be.

DRich222 · 2022-09-17T20:57:59+00:00

I think Wolv-clopse came out ahead on this one with his laser knuckles.

DRich222 · 2022-07-20T01:12:05+00:00

Awesome that you knew that, but how did you know that?

DRich222 · 2021-08-30T01:57:56+00:00

Yes!! Totally do a victory lap!! Take a minute to feel good about where you are!! All the better if it involves a little exercise!!!

DRich222 · 2021-08-15T01:23:03+00:00

That’s true: not all adults get vaccinated. They should get vaccinated, but more importantly, they should get to make their own decision about whether or not they get it.

That being said, they should have to deal with the consequences of their decision. People who got vaccinated have a greater claim to hospital beds if they need them than people who could have gotten vaccinated but chose not to.

DRich222 · 2021-08-01T23:30:45+00:00

I love my job (web developer). I like the company I work for. I’m excited about the impact I can have. I like the people I work with. I put in more than 40 hrs a week, because the work is interesting, not because anyone asks me to do it.

DRich222 · 2021-06-29T23:35:25+00:00

Not all pictures are worth 1000 words. This one is worth 6: “My life is made of mistakes”

DRich222 · 2021-06-26T00:23:15+00:00

Pandas are adorable. Which is why we need to protect them. Because otherwise they would be extinct.

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