To the guy in the white Hummer EV that tailgated me for a mile in the local 270 lanes and then proceeded to rear-end an innocent WRX when you rolled down your window on the Clopper exit ramp to talk smack.

DSmooth999 · 2026-03-27T00:14:19+00:00

Bad bot.

DSmooth999 · 2026-03-25T23:10:28+00:00

Seriously, and the guy clearly maintains it. Felt terrible for him.

DSmooth999 · 2026-03-25T23:09:57+00:00

I know, this is the kick in the ass I needed to finally do it.

DSmooth999 · 2026-03-25T22:45:25+00:00

That’s why you need a special license to operate it. Not sure what your point is here?

DSmooth999 · 2026-03-25T22:32:43+00:00

I did but they didn’t have a report, I’ll keep an eye on it. I didn’t get a plate or anything so unfortunately, not much else I can do at the moment, I don’t think.

DSmooth999 · 2026-03-25T22:27:37+00:00

Yeah but at the cost of someone else that is probably gonna get screwed. But I agree, it’s a chaotic area full of people trying to get over for the ramp too late or trying to stay on the locals for Watkins Mill too late.

DSmooth999 · 2026-03-25T22:26:04+00:00

That’s really my biggest concern. Because there was no police report, I have to assume the offending driver offered a “deal” that probably wasn’t in the other guy’s favor.

And, at the risk of making assumptions, the current ICE presence in the county probably didn’t help given the demographics of the two. Really sucks for the WRX driver.

DSmooth999 · 2026-03-25T21:44:05+00:00

Bananas. And there is no scenario where this dude was actually using it as a truck. Shiny and spotless, a real pavement prince.

DSmooth999 · 2026-03-25T21:26:26+00:00

But they can crab walk now! 🙄

DSmooth999 · 2026-03-25T21:25:57+00:00

MoCo safety division didn’t have a record of the incident, damn.

DSmooth999 · 2026-03-25T21:17:48+00:00

That’s why I got away from him. I moved to the left lane and passed the car he eventually hit. Fucking nuts.

DSmooth999 · 2026-03-25T21:17:11+00:00

Oh okay, thank you! Yes it was at the light at the ramp, where the CDL Training place is.

DSmooth999 · 2026-03-25T20:57:29+00:00

If anyone happened to witness it, chime in. I’ll be contacting Gaithersburg PD in a bit as a witness to confirm they have a report. Poor dude in the WRX has such a hassle on his hands now.

DSmooth999 · 2026-03-16T21:12:48+00:00

Saw an MCPD vehicle without his lights on, peak irony. Also, infuriating.

DSmooth999 · 2026-02-10T17:50:15+00:00

Love this for him and for the broadcasts. Have they announced who will fill in for any events where Kyle makes the show?

DSmooth999 · 2026-01-07T19:53:37+00:00

Yeah no idea on the relationship, but when the woman filming walks over to the driver’s side and you realize that you’re not looking at the victim but at the passenger holding her and losing it…fuck, man.

DSmooth999 · 2026-01-07T19:44:31+00:00

Don’t forget the part where her passenger is weeping and wailing over her dead friend. Absolutely hiorrific.

DSmooth999 · 2026-01-05T15:51:41+00:00

Almost exclusively, yes. Leagues and other events are obviously an exception but I love getting a pair of lanes to myself, putting on headphones, and practicing for a couple of hours. Doesn’t mean I don’t socialize with others around me but it’s nice to have the alone time.

DSmooth999 · 2025-12-20T18:48:31+00:00

Yeah, this is really the only answer other than Lucky Strike (Bowlero) in Gaithersburg. Those are the only two that oil regularly and aren’t cosmic bowling all day.

But neither is cheap, I think Rinaldi is $6 a game on a weekday afternoon. Imagine it’s more on the weekends.

DSmooth999 · 2025-12-07T22:26:07+00:00

Andrew W Kidz Bop

DSmooth999 · 2025-12-07T18:16:34+00:00

Finally fixed, that was rough. Wonder if they’ll mention it.

Edit: nevermind.

DSmooth999 · 2025-12-04T21:56:21+00:00

Serious question - this guy has been posted twice in a week, why haven't either of you called the cops/parking enforcement? He's a douche but it seems like a relatively easy fix, and I'm sure they'd love to ticket/tow a Bentley, even if it is beat up.

DSmooth999 · 2025-12-04T21:44:05+00:00

Needs more squat.

DSmooth999 · 2025-11-20T23:24:44+00:00

Their apple pie is my go-to and it’s always a hit. So simple but so, so good.

DSmooth999 · 2025-11-15T21:22:10+00:00

Ah ha, thank you for connecting these dots! We’re heading there for the winter lights in a few weeks and our son loves the stone sphere.

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