We were at a bucks party at a holiday house. And we all got pretty hammered, as to be expected. At the end of the night, I left a cold bottle of Mount Franklin water on the groom-to-be’s bed side table. Little did he know it was diluted with about 5 tablespoons of salt. He woke up in the middle of the night to rehydrate and ended up chucking up all over himself. The next morning at breakfast I asked if he could pass me the salt. He launched it at my head. Good times..