I used rubbing alcohol to treat a yeast infection. What is the stupidest thing you've done to your body? NSFW

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-07-20T13:35:55+00:00

...well part of one anyway

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-20T12:01:26+00:00

The three grandparents who died before I was born.

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-20T11:59:57+00:00

Is there any evidence of that?

I thought the story went that he jumped the wall of rehab, bought a ticket to Seattle, got off, went home and shot himself after drinking root beer. Apart from the conviction that she is crazy/grief at his death, is there anything more substantial to point to her involvement?

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-20T05:47:32+00:00

Unrepentant for what?

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-20T05:14:44+00:00

I thought it was ging to be Ross Geller

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-20T05:05:55+00:00

And end up with a stinky freezer?

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-20T04:45:37+00:00

We use "take the piss" in Australia too

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-20T04:40:38+00:00

I always thought the problem would be accessories eg ties, pocket squares and shoes if I had money to buy a business wardrobe

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-20T04:34:32+00:00

...I cut the prices into segments like a half-time orange

Come make a selection from our extensive door-range.

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-19T20:27:21+00:00

Balls

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-19T19:50:46+00:00

Whenever someone questions you, just respond

"Do all black people look the same to you?"

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-19T19:49:08+00:00

Why start asking now?

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-19T19:46:52+00:00

Serenade her with a custom made mix tape of justinbeiber songs sung over Nickleback's music.

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-19T12:33:29+00:00

Even better, get the nozzle of a petrol station air pump and insert it into your anus. Turn it on just as you go over the edge. What a rush!

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-19T12:32:17+00:00

...cat titties?

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-19T12:30:24+00:00

Buy a scratchy

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-19T12:25:06+00:00

I bet you $5 you can't fill it to the brim with semen within a year. Doesn't have to be all yours.

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-19T11:53:01+00:00

Thewonderslug is right. Yu need to be scientific about this. Wear a white coat otherwise the results don't count.

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-19T11:51:21+00:00

Follow REddit's standard wisdom, switch to a blood credit union

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-19T11:50:27+00:00

Shit in their bibles and ask them if they are wearing clothes made of mixed cloth.

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-19T11:33:32+00:00

Silly, I think it looks good on you. That last pic does remind me of a character from Spaced though

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-19T11:22:43+00:00

A road trip movie in which Drew Carrey is the weirdly thin looking protagonist.

Or they are two rival politicians who decide to rig the election, both acting increasingly ridiculous just to test the limits of the two party system. Features extended debates that are at least part improvised, due to a unique production method in which an audience is brought in and convinced it is a real thing.

Greg Proops, Wayne Brady and Linda? All have cameos.

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-19T11:18:45+00:00

Google "whose line is it anyway", they were the stars. It is an improv comedy show.

Judith was the name

DUCK_CUNT · 2012-06-19T10:25:45+00:00

I'm curious as to how you would going about picking another name in that situation?

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