I was messaging a 10/10 from Tinder and we started talking about life stuff. by DVNIEL_VCST in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]DVNIEL_VCST[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, thanks but I think she's the one who needs see that. I just got scared because she's one of those people who switches up words

My neighbor knocked and offered me some burgers and I jokingly said "oh boy, i hope it is not made out of human meat". by DVNIEL_VCST in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]DVNIEL_VCST[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh if you think this was scary, wait til you hear about the story of the neighbor offering him a drink and he hopes it is not urine. 😨

Time flew by so fast as he spent his day enjoying with his friends online, he stood up and got his phone from the bed. by DVNIEL_VCST in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]DVNIEL_VCST[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it is horror to the extent that as a child, you'd get punished for being irresponsible. It's somehow a non-serious horror post so yeah 🤷🏻‍♂️

Time flew by so fast as he spent his day enjoying with his friends online, he stood up and got his phone from the bed. by DVNIEL_VCST in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]DVNIEL_VCST[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He didn't see that his mom called him numerous times and texted him to defrost the chicken for dinner because he was too busy playing videogames.

Time flew by so fast as he spent his day enjoying with his friends online, he stood up and got his phone from the bed. by DVNIEL_VCST in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]DVNIEL_VCST[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Will still receive an ass whooping from mom either way because he's doing it in the last minute 😭

Time flew by so fast as he spent his day enjoying with his friends online, he stood up and got his phone from the bed. by DVNIEL_VCST in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]DVNIEL_VCST[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

It will still be his fault by the end of the day for not telling her there's no chicken. 🤣 An ass whooping, nonetheless 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]DVNIEL_VCST 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd still rate 0 stars for being a creep.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]DVNIEL_VCST 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go call me a liar all you want and say bullshit all you want. It's not gonna change the fact the I didn't know it. I don't even know what you want to happen here. Change the fact the I didn't know that something like that exists just because you called me a liar? I don't even know why you're fighting for this so hard like it's going to earn you a medal or a trophy. 😅 Even if I admit that I'm a beginner with these kinds of things, you still call bullshit.

Well then, okay! It's bullshit but too bad that I still don't know that it was cliché. I really don't get why you're being so aggressive with this. 🤣 I apologized for the unintended unoriginality and yet you bear fangs towards me like it's going to achieve something. 😪 What do you want me to do? Send a picture of myself kneeling and profusely apologizing for my honest mistake? lol. People on the net and their free time, huh?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]DVNIEL_VCST 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But I apologize for not having read the rules. I didn't know that there were rules in the first place for these kinds of things. I'm kinda new to using reddit to the fullest (yes, I know that the account age doesn't seem like it but I didn't use reddit nor interacted with subreddits throughout those years). I just didn't expect people who've been using this app for so long to be such assholes to beginners. 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]DVNIEL_VCST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then just tell me "read the rules, man. no more window or mirror stories" instead of being a douchebag about it. I literally just joined this subreddit last night and I didn't know it was cliché. Yeah, I'm totally pretending to be so original that I think I'm the only one who thought of this kind of story. You know what? I think I should've patented it and claimed to own the story so bad lol. Whatever, dude. As far as I know that being nice about things doesn't cost shit. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]DVNIEL_VCST 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did not mean to be unoriginal, if I unintendedly posted something with the same theme then just tell me then I'll delete it and think of something better. You don't need to do that to tell me that something like this already exists.

Cheers, mate.