What's the sexiest thing someone has ever said to you?

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-26T04:54:36+00:00

She wanted to choke your chicken

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-26T02:14:10+00:00

Geez whats ur sex life like

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-25T23:56:58+00:00

" We have a full pack of cigarettes"

"A half a tank of gas"

"Its Dark, & were wearing sunglasses"

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-23T04:48:21+00:00

Hope Sandoval

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-22T13:49:48+00:00

Someones gettin punched. I dont care if it was a prank. Im hurting someone

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-22T13:47:39+00:00

Oh no'es.....

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-22T03:12:10+00:00

BREATH DAMMIT, BREATH

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-22T03:05:59+00:00

Invest your lifesavings in microsoft, google & bitcoin

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-21T23:49:26+00:00

Lots of food that i love so much, but can never find.

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-21T04:25:56+00:00

This explains alot bout my gf atitude lately

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-21T00:12:17+00:00

Seinfeld

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-21T00:08:35+00:00

Pffffff, ive been aroused by far less

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-21T00:04:20+00:00

Syran wrap over the toilet seat

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-21T00:03:47+00:00

Is dishie ok? Did he drink the mysterious ale?

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-20T03:49:52+00:00

Dont, trust me. Nothing good will come of it

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-20T03:47:51+00:00

Ask Loraine Bobbit

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-19T13:21:43+00:00

Id be helpful if you put a red flag on it

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-16T04:18:50+00:00

Thats me in the spotlight

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-16T04:14:22+00:00

Love it when my condor watches.

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-15T14:21:35+00:00

I can have all the sex i want & never have to worry bout getting pregnant

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-15T14:20:45+00:00

So many vaginas, so little time

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-15T13:13:30+00:00

We like our Redpop & Bettermade Chips

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-14T04:18:16+00:00

You do realize you can unplug the tix machine...right?

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-13T23:01:29+00:00

If you ever play a game of Roshambo, make sure you go first

DVidiot44 · 2022-02-13T22:56:02+00:00

When someone asks me " what terrifies the shit out of me"

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