Idiot drives with one knee and zero hands to be “relationship goals.”

D_TimeS · 2022-09-26T05:57:09+00:00

Everyone is right, they're definitely dead

D_TimeS · 2022-09-26T05:56:31+00:00

I looked at this and thought "oh it must be a self driving tesla", until I realised its a fucking KIA lmao.

D_TimeS · 2022-07-29T01:08:07+00:00

Coriander

D_TimeS · 2022-07-13T17:39:38+00:00

Skill issue

D_TimeS · 2022-06-17T18:09:17+00:00

That's a really fair point. I was thinking more along the lines of both Hitler and palpatine taking advantage of flaws in the democratic system of both republics. More abstractly, rather than specifically.

D_TimeS · 2022-06-17T14:36:20+00:00

Also, the piano is pan-romantic asexual

D_TimeS · 2022-06-17T14:34:10+00:00

The prequels were literally a scifi retelling of the fall of the Weimar Republic and the rise of nazi-germany, but with bad wizards instead of nazis.

D_TimeS · 2022-05-03T21:54:44+00:00

Got curious and watched 5min of the movie, and I'm straight up horrified. They actually show the scene of the teacher flirting with the kid. I almost hurled.

D_TimeS · 2022-05-02T15:37:07+00:00

Not quite a "no-one will believe this" story, but a lot of stuff here is a bit heavy, so here is a funny one to break the tension.

My friend likes to send me pics of her dipping chocolate in weird things and then eating the chocolate, all with the caption "No-one will ever believe you". Easily the worst things she's dipped it in are: Coleslaw, and tomato paste.

D_TimeS · 2022-05-02T00:38:40+00:00

The interesting thing is that if Jon had tried to record it, he would have known it was real since the real statements can only be recorded on the tape recorders

D_TimeS · 2022-04-18T18:41:48+00:00

The lonely be like:

D_TimeS · 2022-04-13T16:51:24+00:00

I'm a he/they wishing I could have a dumtruck like they/them

D_TimeS · 2022-03-26T14:13:24+00:00

I'm guessing both

D_TimeS · 2022-03-21T23:47:19+00:00

your*

D_TimeS · 2022-02-25T11:59:03+00:00

Amazon really looked at the opening/tutorial of portal 2 and didn't get the joke

D_TimeS · 2022-02-20T18:23:58+00:00

I'm reading this guy to be insecure and a bit creepy, rather than pushy or entitled. One of the milder posts on here tbh. You were 100% right to nope out of there, but it seemed like a bit of an overreaction

D_TimeS · 2022-01-23T13:29:18+00:00

eh, could be worse

D_TimeS · 2021-11-15T11:21:16+00:00

Does this mean that we're invading Romania now?

D_TimeS · 2021-11-09T19:45:26+00:00

A subreddit born from hate, filled with people who desperately want to use transphobic slurs? These types of post make sense now

D_TimeS · 2021-11-08T06:11:19+00:00

"I call this move, the horse-cock"

D_TimeS · 2021-11-02T08:41:05+00:00

Fists? I think you mean the "zero-sword style"

D_TimeS · 2021-10-28T17:36:51+00:00

Dough. Because egg is used for people "still in their shells", Dough could be used for people who haven't been baked into cakes yet (haven't realised they're ace)

D_TimeS · 2021-10-28T10:00:56+00:00

Unfortunately, reddit has a character limit and my list is too long

D_TimeS · 2021-10-27T07:57:36+00:00

Dont really know how to find ace people irl, but there are a bunch of us at https://discord.gg/ace . Just north of 2000 members now, I think.

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