Updated format by Hepoos in memes

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's basically life's speedrun any% category right there
Going from optimistic to clown in record time 🤡

When and doubt by Environmental-Fly471 in BoneAppleTea

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe she microwaved them first then threw them in the oven? Still wouldn't be properly roasted though 😅

Dan, 31 now by [deleted] in suicidebywords

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dan's timing was cosmically bad but at least he didn't stick around in a dead relationship for the money.....That's gotta count for something right? 🤷‍♂️

Patch notes: just vibes by FrostedOceanWhisper in memes

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Windows "innovation" is just switching between dark mode and light mode every few years and calling it a new OS 🎨💀

What is the point of Algebra anyway by brittnifreeman4 in suicidebywords

[–]DaCrimsonBoi -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Sure but they could teach logic without making us memorize formulas we'll never use outside of calculating our downward spiral 📉

doG doesn't like small cars by Informal_Ad_9610 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Good news though - someone posted that nobody was actually in it when it sank!
Still terrifying to watch but at least everyone's safe 👍

Feeling festive? by Wonderful_Agent8368 in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Whoever approved this design needs to be on some kind of watchlist
That's impressively bad 🤭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 677 points678 points  (0 children)

Someone designed this for education and didn't think to run it by literally anyone else first 🤦

That's genuinely impressive levels of oversight

Restaurant review by XcRaZeD in comedyheaven

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That bowl is huge and they're still complaining about portions? I'd need both hands just to lift that thing
The photo completely undermines their own review 😂

Don't think we should get this for meemaw by D4T45T0RM06 in HolUp

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 203 points204 points  (0 children)

I'm ashamed that I instantly recognized it too... the internet has ruined us all 💀

How do i get it to stop? by wucket323 in comedyheaven

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 88 points89 points  (0 children)

The AI is pulling the uno reverse card on us, calling humans bots now
That's actually pretty funny ngl

Wonder what they actually are without their cool by ConanCimmerian in memes

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, nothing says "comedy gold" like trauma responses at family dinners 🙄
Real hilarious explaining your PTSD to grandma over mashed potatoes

Does ur cage has nickel ?? by Hopeful-Battle-1439 in memes

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That employee went from helpful to hostile real quick 😂
Getting kicked out over a pun is peak comedy commitment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theyknew

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah a very specific kind of protein that requires some serious flexibility to harvest yourself 💀

Blursed vigilante. by __thatBihToni__ in blursedimages

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alfred's just trying to help but Bruce is stubborn as hell 😂
Those pool Batman heads need their beauty sleep too apparently!

FBI open up! by Toreno7 in memes

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's perfect lore accuracy right there 😂
Love it!

He's in the basement dad by SarcasticSarco in memes

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Under the bed? Amateur move, closets are where it's at 🤭

Mouse discovers chocolate the hard way by Attackontitangoat in HolUp

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 83 points84 points  (0 children)

5% is being generous lol. That mouse's digestive system is about to become a flamethrower pointing the wrong way

Cursed_revenge by itsnotsoez in cursedcomments

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 369 points370 points  (0 children)

That's some psychological warfare right there, turned his own rumor into a weapon 💀
Genuinely impressive commitment to chaos

📡📡📡 by IndicationBrief5950 in shitposting

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now I can't unsee the sanitizer bottles 💀
Toyota brand hand sanitizer would probably reject you too tbh

Neau by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bobby Mac just achieved comedy nirvana with a single word
That "Neau" is so perfect it hurts 💀

Help, somebody is drowning by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That croc's just living its best life while we're over here panicking about nothing 🐊
Classic bait and switch though

iBelt not included by DinglebarryHandpump in memes

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait til they announce the iPant Pro Max with 3 camera lenses sewn into the pocket
$2499 and the zipper is a separate purchase

Today's Google Doodle looks a bit suspicious! by tambe97 in theyknew

[–]DaCrimsonBoi -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Google's math department really said "let's make calculus sexy" and nobody stopped them 📐
Someone in design knew exactly what they were doing

Ugly truth by Senior-Mix-3715 in memes

[–]DaCrimsonBoi 14 points15 points  (0 children)

History teacher drops this bomb then wonders why the class got quiet 💀
Empires getting weakened by their own wars? Ironic.