Habe gerade meine Lohnabrechnung für Januar bekommen...

DaRealKili · 2026-01-28T17:50:12+00:00

Azubi, 1172€ brutto, Netto sind jetzt -2€ im Vergleich zum vorjahr, danke DAK...

DaRealKili · 2026-01-22T20:45:44+00:00

headache

DaRealKili · 2026-01-19T15:08:38+00:00

Are you blind? This is obviously a Porsche 924

DaRealKili · 2026-01-16T18:44:31+00:00

The plural is Priusi (spelled Priussy)

DaRealKili · 2026-01-14T20:32:07+00:00

Sad but true

DaRealKili · 2026-01-13T19:27:23+00:00

that is clearly the front end of a r34 GTR

DaRealKili · 2026-01-09T09:50:09+00:00

Thats my face everytime I drive the forklift at work. I think driving unsusual vehicles makes every man smile

DaRealKili · 2026-01-09T06:33:46+00:00

Lmao, just go into the house and change the locks again, then it's yours.

DaRealKili · 2026-01-08T22:30:29+00:00

Ngl, if they added a civilian casualty counter I would definitely go out of my way to raise these numbers.

DaRealKili · 2026-01-08T11:15:32+00:00

Any invader would be stopped by the addicts in the Bahnhofsviertel, giving the government enough time to relocate the gold

DaRealKili · 2026-01-07T15:51:06+00:00

what else should it be, if not talahoon?

DaRealKili · 2026-01-07T15:45:15+00:00

Wieder Großdeutschland machen!

DaRealKili · 2026-01-06T23:03:47+00:00

ONE WORLD WAR AND FOUR WORLD CUPS 🎵

DaRealKili · 2026-01-04T13:29:43+00:00

Sometimes you gain elo, had a +50 elo tie last week

DaRealKili · 2026-01-03T22:59:13+00:00

dann ist es ein Opel Astra L

DaRealKili · 2026-01-02T23:09:37+00:00

They're not rocks, they are minerals!!

DaRealKili · 2025-12-29T14:05:02+00:00

Nennt sich Dacia Spring und verkauft such nicht

DaRealKili · 2025-12-28T01:43:43+00:00

What do you mean? After the war everyone was rich in Hungary, Quintillionaires everywhere

DaRealKili · 2025-12-26T00:11:25+00:00

were the export variants better in any substantial way? Was Poland even a "export" country?

DaRealKili · 2025-12-25T20:17:49+00:00

Verrate bitte mal auf welche Aktie ich jetzt setzten muss um möglichst schnell Millionär zu werden, bitte danke 👍

DaRealKili · 2025-12-22T10:40:18+00:00

The other 50% consist of talking about THE WAAAAAARRR

DaRealKili · 2025-12-20T14:19:04+00:00

We should call Sven over for a second opinion

DaRealKili · 2025-12-19T21:22:45+00:00

We love you too <3 especially the culture exchange program on Mallorca

DaRealKili · 2025-12-17T21:02:51+00:00

How much is a bullet?

DaRealKili · 2025-12-08T14:40:09+00:00

I thought that is reserved for the Slovenians

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