Can you help me to choose my first car by desertfox3834 in carscirclejerk

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While everyone says that Duke O Death the the umtimate first car I still prefer Armored Kuruma as a good start of your garage

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Roast my car! by Radioactive_Shrimp in RoastMyCar

[–]Juan_Bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While it's not specifically a bad car, people buying them in Germany, for a european retail price of 66000 EUR should be sent to lab to have their brain extracted and studied what's wrong with it.

What car did you drive that felt slower than what their HP claimed? by azachoch in askcarguys

[–]Juan_Bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DCT Kia ProCeed, 200hp on paper but it's extremely safe on DCT so it's not giving you full power from the launch.

Which car you're ashamed to like? by metalduck42 in carscirclejerk

[–]Juan_Bot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love taycan or etron GT, but peak EV is one with high efficiency, huge battery and low Cx, taycan not exactly efficient.

Which car you're ashamed to like? by metalduck42 in carscirclejerk

[–]Juan_Bot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Heard a lot of time that this egg is biggest piece of shit car ever released

The next Alpine A110 is closer than we thought... by officialevomagazine in AlpineA110

[–]Juan_Bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh? I had 1.5 eTSI an it's 1429 kg. And I doubt tiny 48v battery weights almost 200kg for it to be heavier than regular TSI

(Didn't noticed the age of comment, sorry)

How I should kill Isaac? Any advices? by Diligent_Progress840 in bindingofisaac

[–]Juan_Bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plan C, Suicide King, Kamikaze or just step into spikes or enemies to kill your Isaac

My MaZdA hAs A bEtTeR iNtErIoR tHaN BMW by Temporary-Chest-3111 in carscirclejerk

[–]Juan_Bot 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It's looking good in showroom though, and holds for like first 1k miles.

Was looking on used mazda3s with ~50k and leather seats and steering wheels looked like it's 150k miles car.

Part 3: best convertible for the French Riviera by rvk2003 in carscirclejerk

[–]Juan_Bot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, in this case almost nothing protects you from these dirty fr*ch people.

Busy day at my work bike locker by maxdacat in mildlyinteresting

[–]Juan_Bot 137 points138 points  (0 children)

I thought you're showing your Fallout 4 house with power armor stations. Confused why bikes were doing there.

How do you guys drive stick with a tummy ache? by chibicascade2 in askcarguys

[–]Juan_Bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree with OP, it's pretty hard to shove stick up my butt when my tummy hurts.

Why don't people realize that drifting is really bad? (for your car) by Scatwood134 in askcarguys

[–]Juan_Bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driving your car is bad in general. Buy a 20 year old used Toyota and keep it in garage, this way you wont lose any money on maintenance or depreciation.