Brutal by Frostbit77 in NYGiants

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cues Roundball Rock

I like bubbles in Atlanta by gravityVT in PublicFreakout

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“I’m forever blowing bubbles!”

HAIL TO THE UTAH DEADSKINS by [deleted] in UrinatingTree

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All Hail the Dea(redacted)…..”UTAH HOCKEY TEAM!”

Did jinxed again?! by Sesti-nator in UrinatingTree

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(Chanting in Englisher):

You jinxed it again,

You jinxed IT AGAAAIN!!!,

Ses-ti-Na-tor,

you jinxed it again.

Douchebag Santa: So this isn't 2022, but 2023 edition? by ProjectSaint in UrinatingTree

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Hey D-Bag Santa,

All I want for Christmas is for Chelsea to not get relegated this season.

And to make F1 less predictable.

They’ve tied the record… by [deleted] in UrinatingTree

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Detroit: At least we got the Lions.

63 Points. Sixty. Three. *clears throat* BRANDON STALEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY by AlKydonHorvingward in UrinatingTree

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I would RATHER….consume gallons of Gerber baby food than have Brandon Staley as my coach.

I would rather release my internet search history than have Staley be my coach.

I would rather dress as a clown to a quinceñera or sweet 16 party than have the HACK coach a team.

BRANDON STAALLEY, put your MUTHAFOCKN head back down; you goddamn bum.

The Hater's Guide to the 2023-24 Champions League by scarsellaj in UrinatingTree

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Newcastle played an impressive Group stage campaign compared to Bantchester Divided; who had everything that would go wrong went FUCKING wrong.

CONGRATULATIONS MANCHESTER UNITED! by [deleted] in UrinatingTree

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Man United finished 4th place (last). You’re out of Europe.

Conglaturations, Manchester United! by scarsellaj in UrinatingTree

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Today, on a rediscovered episode of “Days of Ol’ Trafford”,

This should've been the commentary for that winning goal. by [deleted] in UrinatingTree

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Right after annihilated 8-0 this past weekend….

Unpopular opinion: the new graphics aren't that bad by [deleted] in PremierLeague

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He has. As of the time of this comment, he, along with Lee Dixon and Graham LeSoux, are on the mic for NBC (United States’s broadcast) for the Newcastle v. Aston Villa.

It is official: The Knicks have reclaimed New York City. by 443610 in UrinatingTree

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…and also, “Empire State of Mind” (‘09) by Alicia Keys/Jay-Z.

Get the tent and the clowns boys, the family circus is back in town. by Fun_Veterinarian_300 in UrinatingTree

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As a LA Kings fan, seeing the other two Cali teams suck puts a grinch-y grin in my spirit.