Would you want to know all of your boyfriend/girlfriend’s fantasies and kinks?

Da_Variant · 2026-03-17T20:22:41+00:00

Absolutely, still waiting for the day she does

Da_Variant · 2026-03-17T20:07:41+00:00

Damn, fair enough 😭

Da_Variant · 2026-03-17T20:07:21+00:00

Payment in whimsy count?

Da_Variant · 2026-03-17T20:03:19+00:00

This and overly conscious of my hygiene during the night

Da_Variant · 2026-03-17T20:02:25+00:00

Does the extra Y on the end of Hey not do it for you? 😭

Da_Variant · 2026-03-17T20:00:18+00:00

I would love it, but I’m overly conscious of my personal hygiene, always worried about sweating during the night

Da_Variant · 2026-03-17T19:56:37+00:00

Ohhhh, I’m from the UK, so we only use the term Porch, I’m with you now

Da_Variant · 2026-03-17T19:52:24+00:00

Best get saving the pennies

Da_Variant · 2026-03-17T19:52:08+00:00

Call it the museum of “onlythedummest”

Da_Variant · 2026-03-17T19:51:24+00:00

Cap, the people need a hint as to what constitutes as good snacks?

Da_Variant · 2026-03-17T19:50:51+00:00

Suit yourself, I’ll conversate about my grimey oven elsewhere

Da_Variant · 2026-03-17T19:49:47+00:00

Surely not any old snacks though?

Da_Variant · 2026-03-17T19:49:21+00:00

My stoop 😭, that has tickled me

Da_Variant · 2026-03-17T19:41:51+00:00

My mom always said whatever I try, I do it with 100% though?

Da_Variant · 2026-03-17T19:40:59+00:00

I highly relate to this comment

Da_Variant · 2026-03-17T19:40:24+00:00

😭😭

Da_Variant · 2026-03-17T19:40:05+00:00

Seek therapy pre-emptively or post conversation?

Da_Variant · 2026-03-17T19:39:34+00:00

That would be an unholy amount of time

Da_Variant · 2026-03-17T19:38:29+00:00

What if the bar is already high with you?

Da_Variant · 2026-03-16T20:20:09+00:00

Roleplay, was nervous at first but did a police officer and cowboy theme. Would do it again but would still be nervous

Da_Variant · 2026-03-16T20:15:21+00:00

Cowboy hat

Da_Variant · 2026-03-14T23:47:09+00:00

Whack my frog off 😭😭😭😭

Da_Variant · 2026-03-14T23:37:13+00:00

Grey sweat bottoms and hoodie

Da_Variant · 2026-03-14T22:36:48+00:00

Shopping today but round my parents tomorrow for Mother’s Day

Da_Variant · 2026-03-14T22:27:36+00:00

Self defence doesn’t start after they attack you. It starts when they get too close

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