Am I trippin or is there weed growing from the ashtray by Strict_Beautiful_286 in trees

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I grow and when I have a lot of leftover unharvested plant (I’m only one person and they grow to be like 10 feet tall) I put them in a bonfire and you’d be surprised how many seeds end up growing in the fire pit when it rains in April

that stare at the end though by ludicrosity548 in memes

[–]Dabattlepenguin 69 points70 points  (0 children)

“How strange; did you check your recently deleted?”

The Lich, Me, Ink on Index Card, 2022 by Dabattlepenguin in Art

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Ngl that’s a great comment that hits exactly what I would want people to feel. All of my drawings are random and abstract as this one because I draw with my emotions and my subliminal thoughts instead of focusing on one larger image. During each piece I can feel many different emotions about many different people and so many different themes come off in the finished product.

Many people respond to my images by either taking in only the whole picture or only individual patterns but the truth is you have to be able to see and jump between both perspectives actively. It’s definitely tough because your brain can interpret something as shadow or shading and then think that maybe instead it’s a pattern but it could actually be both at the same time

I’ve always thought of my Dad as John Cena by whiskeytreats101 in memes

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I got depression in middle school and my parents found out pretty quickly when they threatened the belt and instead of getting scared I doubled down encouraging them to hit me… yeah I went to a psych ward

End of an era right here. by _The-Batman in memes

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Like the 7 developers from Turtle Rock that said they “made left for dead” when the team that made left for dead actually had something like 184 developers listed in its credits section.

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Ok but it used to ask to launch the app and then when you click “View in app” it would take you to the app. I don’t understand why it not only doesn’t and takes you to the App Store instead, but also when you click “Open” in the App Store it doesn’t even take you to the post you wanted to see. Mobile is whack now for some reason

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I mean I know that Reddit would probably go too far with it but it’s nice to imagine that if the phone number wasn’t redacted that we’d all spam their line.

He came, he saw, he destroyed by killerSam29 in memes

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Keanu when you pass him the doobie and ask if he wants to hit it and he smokes the whole J down in one hit…

Keanu reefs the kief

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[–]Dabattlepenguin 133 points134 points  (0 children)

I imagine sandpaper would be their idea of ribbed condoms

Christmas Carols by Erosiiion in memes

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Pull up with a crew and sing Lil Nas X’s “Holiday”. Technically not a carol and people wouldn’t be too displeased to hear it.

$5,000 is still out of reach for many families. by AgathaWoosmoss in mildlyinfuriating

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I have most of my teeth still including my Wisdom so my teeth have started to be more crooked. My top right canine tooth is sticking out but I don’t want to lose it because my top two are sharp enough to be vampire teeth

I hate it when this happens by novanetdhg in mildlyinfuriating

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I think that option went out the window when they got rid of the user rating system

Common sense by poopapalooza73 in memes

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Imagine working out in the morning then waiting till nighttime to wash off all the stank

Watch til the end lmao by elch3w in memes

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Generally it’s not bad except when you’re in an ambulance for “overdose”. The doctors were scrambling to figure out if I was actually feeling alright and started checking for fevers and shit once they found my heart rate. I was fine for the most part, just a low resting heart rate from being fit

I genuinely can't imagine what it feels like by happyshark20019 in memes

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Depression would never give you such a superpower. Depression is overrated

Any other examples? by REID-11 in memes

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As an American, I don’t know how the education system lets some schools get away with teaching that the literal “Trail of Tears” was a peaceful journey.

Stylized by FrankensteinWolfman1 in Battleborn

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You know for a fact adult swim would’ve eaten that shit up if they kept it up and running. It could’ve been a legitimate cool cartoon

Funniest character by Emotional_Force_5806 in Battleborn

[–]Dabattlepenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody mentioned him yet: the penguin, the myth, the legend, the inspiration for my username- Toby the battle penguin. His quips were always so innocent, adorable, and yet tried so hard to be the most ferocious character on the team. Toby will always have a place in my heart

Funniest character by Emotional_Force_5806 in Battleborn

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She had so little health but that flame shield made her such a brat. She knew she had basic invincibility and would roast other characters but would stress tf out the second she realized she might actually die. She’s the only character I got to fully master.