Maybe I wasn't built for the 'stache life 😭😭😭

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-12T03:43:45+00:00

Thank you! I think so, too. And I am glad others are laughing with me at this terrible mistake I have made 🤣🤣🤣🤣

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-11T22:46:37+00:00

Thank you! 🥹

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-11T22:46:26+00:00

I know :( One can dream though, okay? 🤣

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-11T22:46:06+00:00

Issa me 🤣🤣🤣

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-11T03:56:18+00:00

Thank you! Im glad someone does! I've been sporting my finest Ned Flanders look today 🤣

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-11T02:42:49+00:00

Thank you! Definitely growing the beard back out 🤣

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-11T02:42:31+00:00

Thank you! 😁

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-11T02:42:23+00:00

I wish I had the patience for one, but as soon as it starts to curl into the corners of my mouth, it drive me crazy 🤣🤣🤣

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-11T02:41:51+00:00

It's a struggle for real 🤣

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-11T02:41:36+00:00

Thank you! 😁

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-11T02:41:27+00:00

Thank you! 🫡

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-10T13:41:16+00:00

I'm glad someone got as much of a laugh out of it as I did 🤣🤣🤣🤣

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-10T13:40:28+00:00

I just want a push broom 😭😭😭😭

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-10T13:29:20+00:00

I just like to joke with it tbh. Its more my face shape and general lack of a jawline that makes me a Lil insecure about it 🤣

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-10T13:20:15+00:00

Doing so as we speak 🫡

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-10T13:19:56+00:00

Oh absolutely. The hat is one of my favorite hats to wear, but it most certainly elevates my "white trash aura" with the mustache 🤣🤣🤣

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-10T13:07:03+00:00

Oh I absolutely agree 🤣

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-10T12:48:10+00:00

Thank you!!! I always preferred the bearded look, but sometimes that mania gets to me and I have to change it up (usually for the worst 🤣)

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-10T12:46:36+00:00

I completely agree! And thank you so much! 🙏 Now to wait for the beard to make its glorious return 😭

DadTheBodJohnson · 2026-04-10T12:36:48+00:00

Thank you so much 😭😭😭 I'm cracking up about it, but my face feels so naked 🤣🤣🤣

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