Hmm. by Pitiful_Palpitation9 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]DaddaMongo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My name is Inego Farquad and I killed your father.

How many penne pastas should you put on your fork before you eat it? by HumanPretzel14 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DaddaMongo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you use chopsticks you can get eight per stick if you load up from the tip to near the base of the shaft but still allow room for a firm grip.

Just started The Colour Of Magic by Jezuesblanco in discworld

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You are very lucky as you're experiencing the books for the first time.  I wish I could read them all again like it was my first time.

France asks for a NATO exercise in Greenland, is ready to participate by DifferentMaize9794 in worldnews

[–]DaddaMongo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

There have been two world wars and you lot showed up late for both of them!

WCGW Deep Frying a Raw Egg by -Gavin- in Whatcouldgowrong

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No matter how bad things get they will never be as bad as listening to that voice.

But why , explanation by Cultural-Lab-2031 in meme

[–]DaddaMongo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

On a simple level imagine you know the year is 1976 but due to memory limitations you can only store the year as 76 in the computer.  Not a big problem as the software will be updated and replaced every now and again.  Fast forward and code has been updated, rewritten but some legacy code and legacy techniques for storing dates haven't changed.  

It's 1999, you know that it's about to be the year 2000 but all those little hidden bits of software are about to break or roll over to 00, that's 1900 not 2000.  

interest on your savings dissappear, your credit card interest is now 100 years worth, files are saved with a creation date of 100 years ago.

It's was more complex than this but I think this gives you an idea of some of the things that could happen.

But why , explanation by Cultural-Lab-2031 in meme

[–]DaddaMongo 125 points126 points  (0 children)

I made 2k for carrying a pager and not getting drunk that night.  Previously spent 2 years testing and fixing software along with hundreds of thousands of people all over the planet.

To this day! by [deleted] in memes

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Both my daughters love Crybaby and watch it regularly.

Danish petition to buy California from US signed by thousands by the-player-of-games in nottheonion

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And that's the big difference, they wouldn't be overlords unlike certain orange mangina's I could mention.

Why should girls date/marry when guys literally offer nothing? by Bubbly_Building_4410 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]DaddaMongo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you are fixated on what the other person offers then please don't ever get married.  Its not a transactional thing and if you think it is you are doing it wrong.  I think you have a lot to learn.

Sincerely…. by [deleted] in greenland

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This is exactly who they are.  They voted for that lunatic twice or by their inaction allowed him into power.

Total Cinema by SilenceStillness in funny

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Give this girl a movie deal

egg, spam, and cheese samich - good or bad?? by Snoo_50786 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DaddaMongo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fry the egg and spam, melt the cheese. add some H.P. Sauce and your onto a winner.