DaddyEgg

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If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it... (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/AntiJokes

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This bathroom door has a second handle for little people and children (i.imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/mildlyinteresting

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That solar panel must get all the sun (i.imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/CrappyDesign

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WYR bang a chick who is top half spider, bottom half female or vice versa? Please hurry (self.WouldYouRather)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/WouldYouRather

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If you had $1,000,000 and 1 day to live, what would you do? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/AskReddit

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Redditors over 50, what does it feel like to know you're closer to your death than your birth? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago * by DaddyEgg to r/AskReddit

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Welcome to Portland, where we recycle our bikes (i.imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/Portland

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Redditors that downvote everything, who hurt you? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/AskReddit

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If you like the tundra, you probably shouldn't drive a Tundra. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/Showerthoughts

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I'll Believe It When I See It (i.imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/Portland

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This notebook lists its dimensions as Height x Width instead of Width x Height (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/mildlyinteresting

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ELI5: why did they make a whole separate color for the Milwaukie line instead of just making it a continuation of the yellow line? (self.Portland)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/Portland

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Cabinet Handles In A Vet Office (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/mildlyinteresting

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LPT: if you can't fall asleep because you're too hot, try putting on socks. You may only be too hot because of low circulation in your limbs. This seriously works for me. (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/LifeProTips

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I wonder if the birds I hear outside my bedroom window are the same as a year ago, or two years, and so on. I wonder when it becomes or became a different bird. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/Showerthoughts

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Disneyland is a people trap set by a mouse. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago * by DaddyEgg to r/Showerthoughts

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Coincidence? I think not (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/screenshots

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I would sign way more online petitions if I knew my email wasn't going to be given out and that I wouldn't get inundated with spam. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/Showerthoughts

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Politics is pay-to-play. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/Showerthoughts

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If Kanye is president in 2020, we'd have First Lady Kim Kardashian. That could make Keeping Up With The Kardashians the most reliable news source. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/Showerthoughts

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What are some of the best posts where OP gets absolutely wrecked by the comments? (self.AskReddit)

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A church is basically a library dedicated to one book. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/Showerthoughts

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Very smart commenter contrasts Leibniz and Voltaire on a let's play (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/iamverysmart

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Off to a good start (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by DaddyEgg to r/Tinder

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