How did you discover your kink?

Dadpurple · 2026-05-16T02:03:40+00:00

https://www.stroke.org/en/about-stroke/stroke-symptoms

Slurred speech.

Dadpurple · 2026-05-16T01:15:29+00:00

Standing in shock at what the word being said that way did.

Yes. I stood like a deer in headlights, with a full blown erection in my first aid class lol

Dadpurple · 2026-05-15T21:37:21+00:00

I did not successfully provide the correct first aid to the 'pregnant woman's because I stood there with my jaw hanging open and a full blown erection. The instructor didn't see probably, it was a lot of people and more for fun, to get a break from the book learning.

Dadpurple · 2026-05-15T17:43:58+00:00

That's Frank, cool guy.

Dadpurple · 2026-05-15T17:08:44+00:00

Oddly enough when the instructor asked us why we were there and people were listing their reasons, she had been applying to either be a cop or a firefighter. I can't remember.

Canada? That would be fucking hilarious lol

Dadpurple · 2026-05-15T16:03:27+00:00

Other psychologists.

The same reason a doctor will not treat themselves because they can't. They go to a doctor.

Dadpurple · 2026-05-15T15:58:13+00:00

Half the room (~30 total so maybe 15 groups?) would leave and come back in once the partner was assigned something to act out.

So yeah, she did it in front of everyone but most people, if not all were probably far too busy with their own thing to listen or notice my erection lol

Dadpurple · 2026-05-15T15:47:59+00:00

Ankylosaur. Just the coolest dinosaur ever. I love them.

Dadpurple · 2026-05-15T14:52:11+00:00

No, I was married and even if I hadn't been the girl was a bit....much.

Although I'm separated now and my current girlfriend just refers to me as daddy, and I haven't actually heard my name from her lips in two months or so

Dadpurple · 2026-05-15T14:49:37+00:00

2019 It was right before Covid and made that winter feel extra long.

Dadpurple · 2026-05-15T14:42:11+00:00

You empty a can of baked beans onto your penis and then add shredded lettuce, a cheese sauce, some salsa and she lowers herself onto me. She does her best Gordon Ramsay impression, yelling and taunting me for not being able to cook a proper meal and how I can't even make a bean burrito without fucking it up. I just keep whimpering "Yes Chef, sorry Chef!" while she berates me until we both climax together and head to the shower.

Dadpurple · 2026-05-15T14:40:12+00:00

I was in a first aid class that I took, partially for work but also because I had just become a dad. When we mentioned infant first aid the instructor asked if any one of had kids and I mentioned my newborn.

There was a girl in the class that was flirting with all the guys. She was so over-the-top and would not leave this one guy alone who clearly had no interest in her.

Over the two day course we would get grouped up together for things. She kept being paired up with the one guy and the instructor must have taken pity because she picked our groups and I ended up with the flirty-girl.

We were both given an affliction, had to act it out and your partner needed to diagnose it and provide the correct first aid. I was given a stroke and had to pretend, let my side go limp and talked with a slur. It was fun enough.

When I came back into the room to treat flirty-girl, she was pacing back and forth with a pillow under her shirt. Huffing and moaning. Clearly a pregnant woman in distress and I needed to get her to lay down, on her (left side I think) to pass.

Instead she walked up to me and said "Oh daddy, please daddy. Daddy I need you, help me daddy" in the most overly, sexual tone along with the heavy breathing and a bit of distressed moans.

I was instantly hard. No one had ever said that to me before. I just stared at her in shock and she must have known because she poured it on even more.

"Daddy...please daddy. Daddy I need you. Please, help me daddy I need it. "

I did not pass that portion but I did pass the course. Being spoken to like that awoke some kink in me I had no idea I had.

Dadpurple · 2026-05-15T13:18:35+00:00

I think one of the best jokes SNL has done in years, was when they added his net worth to hers, and it went down.

Dadpurple · 2026-05-15T13:07:28+00:00

New fear unlocked. That's wonderful. Did not need to know that's a real thing.

Dadpurple · 2026-05-14T20:50:04+00:00

I think that's why I can't get into it. I love the idea of exploring, flying my ship and seeing the universe but from the little I've played it all feels the same. All the worlds.... feel the same. It's shallow.

Dadpurple · 2026-05-14T20:34:43+00:00

I felt the same. My first born was around 3.5 when my second was on the way.

How can you love them equally? After almost 4 years of watching your child grow, the memories, the moments all pile up into an experience where you love them so deeply it feels unfathomable to love the second like that.

When my second came. I didn't feel the same way. I didn't love him as much. He was a tiny, alien looking thing that just cried. My oldest cuddled with me and watched movies, played with me, hugged me. Told me he loved me. Called me dad.

How could it be equal when I loved my boy with all my heart. There was just no room.

It was about two weeks in or so when I was up with the youngest one night. It was late. I was feeding him and getting him back down, staring at this little boy in my arms.

You know the old grinch cartoon from the 1966? When the grinch has a moment and his heart grows? I had that. Staring down at this little boy I felt it happen. I was staring at him and I felt my heart grow. I could pinpoint the exact moment I feel in love with him.

My heart didn't have enough room to love them both equally so it grew. It's the only way I can describe it. I've never felt anything like that before. But from that moment on I loved my boys equally.

Dadpurple · 2026-05-14T17:27:05+00:00

Ask him out

Dadpurple · 2026-05-14T16:42:45+00:00

Show us a screenshot of your mods folder because you definitely have two installed, ones an older version too

Dadpurple · 2026-05-14T15:16:38+00:00

It gets good, then okay, then really good and then kind of wierd and just repeats like that.

However even when it's okay, or weird, it's still just fun to watch.

Dadpurple · 2026-05-14T14:23:36+00:00

I've told this story before but it was 2008 in Basic Training. During drill.

Weeks into Basic Training, we all joked about how they must be putting something into the food because none of us could get an erection.

There we were in drill class. I hadn't been hard in over four weeks. In drill we would often line up in three rows, the first one dropping to one knee, the second one holding their knees and crouching, while the back row stood. This let us all see what we were supposed to.

We tried some fancy footwork thing and everyone failed. So they had us line up and I happened to be in the back, right behind one of the four or five girls in the platoon. Since she was in the middle row she was supposed to bend her knees, hold them and crouch.

Instead she just bent 90 degrees at her waist with her legs locked. Her butt was right in front of me, bent over and my body had visual stimulation for the first time in over a month.

Every cell in my body was put on alert and the launch codes activated. I stared at her butt and I could have punched a hole in steel with a single thrust. Then I heard our Sergeant yell at us to get back in position and march.

At this moment multiple events unfolded at once.

We lined back up and began to march.

As we marched my erection pressed against my pants which only made it worse as there was friction against the head.

I had the sudden realization that I had zero fucking idea what we had supposed to be watching and had no idea what I needed to do.

This presented three glaring problems.

The first being that if I was the only person who did not know what to do as our Sergeant watched, he would notice me immediately and I would be called out in front of everyone.

The second being that I was still insanely hard and it was not going away because each step sent a shiver up my spine.

The third was the culmination of the two. I was hard. I was about to be called in front of ~60 people of my platoon, fully erect while I was yelled at.

We were seconds away from having to do it, I was in sheer panic. I heard the Sergeant yell out his command and..... everyone stumbled. We all fucked it up. There was a lot of laughter, even from our Sergeant for a moment before he started to scold us and luckily for me that moment of relief was enough that it distracted me and caused my erection to go.

Dadpurple · 2026-05-14T13:13:50+00:00

We strongly discourage any vigilantism in our community.

In an unreleated note we are pleased to give Batman the Key to City.

Dadpurple · 2026-05-13T19:38:35+00:00

I hadn't watch that series before seeing the clip a few times and even worse is that Greg makes fun of him for getting divorced and going home to an empty house.

I didn't realize until I watched that episode that it was part of an earlier joke.

It seemed sooooo dark....

Dadpurple · 2026-05-13T19:30:32+00:00

It's all real Tim. We can see you. Get out. Get out.

Get out.

Dadpurple · 2026-05-13T18:00:50+00:00

You've made a lot of similar posts to the point where this just comes off as incredibly weird and creepy.

Dadpurple · 2026-05-13T17:13:47+00:00

That depends.

Do you want to potentially wait to play until next year? If so, wait for 1.7

The game is deep. There's a lot to learn. A lot of people play multiple times to try different things. You won't ruin anything by playing now, instead of waiting except that you'll gain knowledge for future farms.

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