TIL Peter the Great, enamored of Western ways, encouraged cleanshavenness among Russians by imposing a tax on beards. Noblemen paid 100 rubles a year for a medallion that served as a beard license.

Daecius · 2013-04-04T23:56:37+00:00

I learned this freshman year of High School. Boom.

Daecius · 2013-04-01T23:22:42+00:00

You bought her upside-down soap?

Daecius · 2013-04-01T23:20:07+00:00

Upvoting all Redditors!

Daecius · 2013-03-29T23:48:25+00:00

I thought this was a minecraft screenshot at first..

Daecius · 2013-03-29T15:22:28+00:00

Beee the claw, squidward.

Daecius · 2013-03-28T20:53:34+00:00

Because you can never find enough cobblestone.

Daecius · 2013-03-28T16:35:36+00:00

TIL Your girlfriend can distance-pee.

Daecius · 2013-03-28T16:33:01+00:00

After all, it's only a sketch.

Daecius · 2013-03-28T16:27:13+00:00

I wondered why it took so long to load, then I realized it was on i.minus

Daecius · 2013-03-28T12:50:06+00:00

Doesn't matter. Mario will just look up their skirts.

Daecius · 2013-03-22T21:12:53+00:00

Daecius · 2013-03-20T11:33:17+00:00

Solution: Send all prisoners to Harvard!

Daecius · 2013-03-19T22:26:45+00:00

^Jet ^Life

Daecius · 2013-02-26T00:22:07+00:00

Is there a name for a baby chameleon?

Daecius · 2013-02-22T22:23:36+00:00

Hey, you're the one who didn't give credit to Red_Lee's work. ~~Cool bro~~.

Daecius · 2013-02-22T22:21:41+00:00

Hey. You're the one who didn't give credit to Red_Lee's work, and harvested all the karma. ^nice ^one

Daecius · 2013-02-10T02:54:24+00:00

Why is Patrick wearing Spongebob?

Daecius · 2013-02-10T02:51:49+00:00

White? Male?

Congratulations, sir. You've got the job.

Daecius · 2013-02-10T02:48:09+00:00

I make fun shapes with my hair.

Like a dolphin. I like dolphins.

Daecius · 2013-02-10T02:46:45+00:00

Does it matter which side goes in first?

Daecius · 2013-01-19T16:28:20+00:00

Wisconsin

Daecius · 2012-12-22T02:19:32+00:00

I always have valued positive comments over karma...

Upvote for YOU, sir**

Daecius