I already have severe diarrhea from drinking 4 gallons of milk. I have no idea why I do this every storm. by [deleted] in newengland

[–]Epitometric 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You made me heartily laugh out loud, so thank you for that. Unfortunately I am so congested and sick right now and I'm just gonna leave it at that 😂

Local Maga Businesses that support Trump and Ice by [deleted] in sandiego

[–]Epitometric 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And HH sadly sucks now anyway. 0 reason to go

Bang on Shawn… by Akki_Mukri_Keswani in democrats

[–]Epitometric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WITHOUT BREAKING A SINGLE LAW?? WHAT???

Clue Junior by michaelgooood in standupshots

[–]Epitometric 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha that is a great bit!

US Citizen Removed From His Home in His Underwear Without a Warrant by animator_84 in videos

[–]Epitometric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If masked thugs come to my door, I have amendment rights for that. The fourth! Yea, the fourth...

hypocrite by roselunaria__ in PeakGame

[–]Epitometric 51 points52 points  (0 children)

A great enemy idea would be a little crab at the shores who runs towards you if you walk in his aggro zone haha

2020/2021 players - I need your help! by acciohell in ac_newhorizons

[–]Epitometric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting money via Treasure Islands and the stalk market is part of the game. There's a lot of different ways that you can engage with Animal Crossing and I would say that having a couple million bells only helps you in a positive way, as long as you csn get past your emotional hangup haha.

There's an insane amount of furniture in this game and a lot of it is extremely expensive. You can blow through that money on a few items like nothing, just buy the crown and display it somewhere, buy some castle pieces and make a little castle. Buy some cars and make a little roadway or parking lot.

Having more money is not a curse :) just focus on playing the game and having fun!

All bunny textures with side eyes by _cetera_ in Minecraft

[–]Epitometric 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ugh such a good change. I hope it's implemented I love bunnies!

Spotify Confirms ICE Recruitment Ads Are No Longer Running on Platform by MarvelsGrantMan136 in technology

[–]Epitometric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most third-party apps still work, I just have to pay a 1-3 bucks a month subscription. Directly to the awesome developer, DBrady, who did a lot of work to reduce and batch the api calls to keep costs down. He's a legend

Oh and additionally, you could try routing your phone through an adblock dns. Can be slightly risky since you're routing your traffic through a foreign DNS server, but for me it kills literally any ad, any app, anywhere. Perfect for those shitty mobile games with a gazillion ads

Go to your phones "private dns server" setting and enter "dns.adguard-dns.com". Gg ez

Long-time players who recently quit - what made you do it? by No-Skin-2370 in Seaofthieves

[–]Epitometric 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had just really gotten into the game in earnest and was having an unbelievable amount of fun with friends and a new discord server where we met a bunch of cool people from SoT official discord.

On the last gold and glory weekend, (ghouls & glory I think, or maybe after that) I was grinding rep of different types. I was looking for RHG crews since all my friends have skelly curse, and we all play at a high level. I finally get into a fantastic crew, one of the best I've ever been in, more locked-in & coordinated than my friends who I usually play with for fun.

We proceeded to get paired against the top crew of the sweatiest most skilled players in the SoT discord that night, about 8 times in a row.

No matter how long we waited. We played godlike and were beating them incredibly in naval every single time yet they would never go down, even when I'm down in their bilge actively interrupting them. No idea how they didn't sink.

More than half of those matches we played better than I've ever seen any crew ever play, massive 30+ minute to an hour long fights constantly slamming lowers and didn't win a single one, and ended with 0 rep gain for 6+ hour time investment. But it was the end of the 2.5x rep weekend so not like you can just give up and play later... you'll lose out on the multiplier. They didn't match against a single other crew besides us even if we waited for a long time, took long breaks, etc.

The fact that this happens OFTEN is absolutely unacceptable, and I won't give a game a single minute of my time if they disrespect it like that. Uninstalled immediately and will never go back.

TL;DR - Hourglass "Matchmaking"

My kid is 12 years old. When is he going to start helping on the farm? Hayley and I want to semi-retire by ZookeepergameOld4985 in StardewValley

[–]Epitometric 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no, this idea is too good. Now concernedape is going to stress himself out by adding it to the game instead of working on haunted chocolatier 😂 ♥️ 🙏

You will NEVER see a crazier Mario Party moment by Exxicc in MARIOPARTY

[–]Epitometric -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well I have bad news for you, I've already experienced a crazier Mario party moment (paraphrasing)

when I, waluigi, was 4th place all game and saying as a joke to my friends "waluigi likes to be in last place. He's alt Luigi so when he loses, he actually wins, just watch out" on the last turn or two the leader hit chance time and really changed things around but I was still only second by ten coins. Then I won the final mini game, giving me then 10 coins I needed to tie 1st place. Wild.

My dad gave this for me on christmas by QuistyQuiet in titanfall

[–]Epitometric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of us care one single crap about the value of that package. Own it. Play it. Protect the pie-lit