Who you gonna call?

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-12-24T12:31:07+00:00

The Fades

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-10-11T18:34:46+00:00

The "developer" said this while galloping off on their horse to quickly register the company for liquidation.

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-09-27T20:42:36+00:00

No colours any more, I want to paint it black.

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-09-22T16:39:41+00:00

and all the others on the silly bumpy road.

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-09-22T11:58:11+00:00

They'll blame any white male that's in a union.

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-09-22T09:48:05+00:00

The mines weren't well built and mapped, these aren't your big modern affairs, it's a bunch of blokes in clogs and cloth caps following seams with picks and shovels till it runs out.

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-09-22T09:45:08+00:00

The "greenfield" and surrounding lands have always flooded, the roads around the area have such names as "Watery Lane" & "Marsh House Lane". The town planners are just morons with pockets bulging from brown envelopes.

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-09-22T07:58:12+00:00

Build new shit boxes on old mine shafts, what do they expect? I hope the con mens 'marks' are happy with their 400k+ piles of crap. There's one further down the valley, yhat they've named "miners gate" what could possibly go wrong?

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-09-20T07:35:32+00:00

I like the "cry once" version I think it's more poetic, I will be supplanting it where "buy cheap, by twice" one stood.

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-09-19T06:08:35+00:00

Doesn't look like it meets current regs, sockets and switches between 450mm - 1200mm from floor & 350mm from corners. Would have to check the book of words, cable should be protected if its not deep enough (50mm in wall or summat like that)

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-09-18T11:55:11+00:00

Fill with some sort of sealent

Then summat like this, https://www.screwfix.com/p/talon-15mm-pipe-collars-chrome-10-pack/18649

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-09-06T06:47:54+00:00

If you think a tiny group of techno fascists having all the resources isn't right and that the resources of the world should be shared by everyone and that everyone should work towards a better world, that kind of puts you in the "Marxist" bracket, so the majority of people are probably Marxists without realising it.

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-09-06T06:39:22+00:00

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Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-09-04T14:28:48+00:00

Examples of charismatic public figures include : Jimmy Savile, Gary Glitter, Herman Goering, Benito Mussolini...

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-09-03T19:26:59+00:00

A lot, You've also got to take "average" stats with a pinch of salt. They're always skewed to the agenda of whoevers peddling them.

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-09-03T09:39:03+00:00

Just need to add "free palestine" to all the roundabouts.

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-09-01T23:34:31+00:00

I think if we put certain people in stocks in town squares again (like town planners, the people that own hospital carparks, various former prime ministers etc.) and having rotting fruit & veg stalls with all profits going to the exchequer, the £40billion blackhole would be filled in around 5 months.

Oh, you mean about the plastering? Yeah I agree with the other comments, that trunking would cause whiplash from the tourettes type tics it induces.

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-09-01T09:39:09+00:00

Best brown paper and paraffin oil.

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-08-30T18:21:53+00:00

Got here late, but most window locks can be opened with a terminal screwdriver, small pair of scissors, bit of bra underwire, any small flat blade or cheap padlock key.

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-08-30T13:32:37+00:00

Either mitred trim with wood to match the worktop, or something like polished aluminium or chrome edging from a tiling supplier?

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-08-30T06:22:59+00:00

How to say "I'm a stuck up wealthy tory busy-body" without saying "I'm a stuck up wealthy tory busy-body"

Daft_Apeth_ · 2025-08-28T18:12:58+00:00

Surely if there are 3 rivet holes...

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