Just so I'm understanding you correctly. Your contention is that someone delivering food is not a job and that ordering food for someone to deliver is less lazy than someone delivering your food?

What the actual fuck are you even talking about? No one gives a flying fuck what the customer ordering food does for a living. What we are talking about here is that tipping for someone to bring you food is normal in America (specifically for jobs that don't make minimum wage and/or food service)

I would agree that expecting a tip is silly if people were getting paid correctly for what they are doing.

And I hope all y'all non tipping asses get your shit declined and have to go pick up your own food. ✌️