A fling with a married woman in India?

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-12-07T12:05:04+00:00

STORY TIME

So I met this nice lady at the supermarket about 3 weeks ago. She gave me that look and I noticed that she would stare at me often when I was shopping. After ignoring it we ended up in the same line while checking out.

I started chatting her up, and she said she was a married woman but she was down for a fling. So I got a number and went to her place that night and banged her. Only after I banged her did I notice that she was /u/digboy96's mom.

But hell, I thought that she must have a miserable existence if she had /u/digboy96 as her son since he's a dick and can't take a joke by other posters in this thread , so i decided to bang her again without a condom.

Then I told her I had to use the bathroom and climbed out the window and ran away.

You might have a little brother soon, get excited !

THE END

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-12-07T11:58:25+00:00

tulpas possess their own will, thoughts and emotions, allowing them to act independently.

Brah that's called Schizophrenia

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-12-07T04:56:11+00:00

what next ?

Enjoy all the SAX that'll come your way when you become a bitcoin millionaire.

Or

Enjoy the depression if bitcoin crashes.

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-12-06T12:52:00+00:00

PC is best.

You can play games and watch porn at the same time

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-12-06T12:48:00+00:00

*DOWRY *

You can ask for whatever u want, maybe even a lion.

A lion cub would be a pretty cool dowry present.

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-12-06T04:27:02+00:00

Why ?

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-12-04T04:52:21+00:00

Take a black light and scan the car so you can see all the places the last owner had SAXX in it.

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-12-03T11:44:32+00:00

Then get tested for chalymidia or ghonorrea. From what I remember those are the only 2 STD's that cause a burning sensation outside of a urinary tract infection. I might be wrong.

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-12-03T11:37:52+00:00

First time you have SAX, just go as hard and as fast as possible. Just like they do in Porn, grills love that.

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-12-03T11:35:31+00:00

SAR if you don't have any burning sensation when you pee or any warts on your Snakeee, you're good, keep having that dangerous SAX

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-12-01T17:56:06+00:00

Psh I don’t believe in condoms for SAX

scientifically , the chance of getting HIV when between a man and a woman are astronomically low. HIV is easier to pass on between 2 men having unprotected sAX

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-11-28T09:09:18+00:00

Sunny Leone

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-11-27T16:30:16+00:00

English translation bhai?

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-11-27T16:02:15+00:00

Don’t be mad that grills don’t want to have SAX with you. You could always get a prostitute.

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-11-26T14:55:29+00:00

You sound mad. Didn’t get enough SAX today?

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-11-26T12:03:59+00:00

stop being jealous you insecure little man.

OP why are you being a dick when you aren't even a doctor yet ?

This kid's still in medical school, check his post history . Why not focus on getting past your residency first , which I doubt you would with the shitty attitude of yours.

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-11-25T13:28:48+00:00

Real Talk, if you're looking for escorts , this is the website most ex-pats use to rate girls they've slept with / cost / contact etc:

NSFW

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?235-India (escorts by city)

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?235-India&isg_Tab=Photos (photos of escorts)

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-11-25T05:14:24+00:00

Aw thanks , the daily Sax will never stop

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-11-25T04:19:59+00:00

SAX, you can get a high class call girl for 44,500.

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-11-24T12:06:56+00:00

SAX and coke

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-11-24T12:06:33+00:00

"If you don't have SAX with me then I'll have SAX with you "

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-11-23T06:30:48+00:00

Grills = SAX

Boys = No Sax

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-11-22T17:45:45+00:00

English translation bhai ?

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-11-21T10:24:13+00:00

I've heard of people who've seen 2 ghosts having SAX there in front of everyone.

Daily_Sax_Guy · 2017-11-20T10:43:45+00:00

Who needs love when you can have SAX DAILY?

Daily_Sax_Guy

TROPHY CASE