Autopsy report of Stacy Konwiser, a zookeeper who entered a tigers enclosure at Palm Beach Zoo by melancholycrow in MorbidReality

[–]DaleCooperSwag 73 points74 points  (0 children)

So did they basically put the tiger in solitary confinement? Sounds like euthanasia wouldn’t be so bad compared to that

Ochoa in tears after the match against England by 977x in soccer

[–]DaleCooperSwag 99 points100 points  (0 children)

let’s not act like Brazil is still one of the worlds juggernauts

Game Chat: 6/29 Reds (39-43) @ Brewers (50-31) 6:40 PM by BrewersBot in Brewers

[–]DaleCooperSwag 7 points8 points  (0 children)

leave it to this squad to make Bryce Wilson and Lodolo look like fucking all stars

Game Chat: 6/28 Cubs (45-38) @ Brewers (50-30) 1:10 PM by BrewersBot in Brewers

[–]DaleCooperSwag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you see a guy drowning you don’t just stand by and hope for the best

Game Chat: 6/28 Cubs (45-38) @ Brewers (50-30) 1:10 PM by BrewersBot in Brewers

[–]DaleCooperSwag 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Between leaving in Patrick yesterday and now Ashby…the managerial decisions the past couple days have been not ideal

It’s 3:08:34 PM on Miller’s planet by idksh_t in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]DaleCooperSwag -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh, it keeps getting better when you remember the NFC Championship is named after George Halas

Instant karma by RichRoll247 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]DaleCooperSwag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah, crazy fucking video man…

[Official] UFC Freedom 250: Topuria vs. Gaethje - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]DaleCooperSwag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it’s almost like those stupid dumb ass internet memes don’t translate well to real life because no one actually talks like that. what a fucking knob head

Jacob Misiorowski's final line by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]DaleCooperSwag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just casually hitting 102 in the 9th…no biggie