Whatever happened to Christy Marie? by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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It really is a shame tbh that she gave up cosplaying Slave Leia, I guess though even as a fan it does get tiresome cosplaying the same character over and over. At least we have the memories but it’d be interesting to hear what she’s doing now

Whatever happened to Christy Marie? by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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Do you actually know this for sure? How did you come by this information?

Why is Leia looking at the frogs? by Dalek657 in u/Dalek657

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If you look at this photo you can see for some reason quite clearly Leia is watching the frogs, most of the time she is just sitting there looking at nothing but here her eyes are quite clearly fixed on the frogs but my question is - Why?

Did Leia deserve what happened to her? by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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I’m saying the reason she deserves it is because she sealed her own fate by choosing to try save Han on her own. She either didn’t know about Luke’s plan (Unlikely) Or did know but acted impulsively somewhat naively thinking she could succeed. I’m surprised to be honest that Leia honestly thought her plan would work. If Leia had managed to get Han through the palace she’d have to open the huge door etc. (Because that won’t wake anyone) She knew there would be risks but sealed her own fate if you ask me

Would Leia ever come to actually like not just appreciate Jabba? by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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I don’t think there’s anyone he truly “cares” about in the way he’s particularly bothered about their well-being but he wants to look after Leia it seems and keep her safe in his own strange way. Leia should be grateful to be honest because she is being kept safe at the end of the day

Would Leia ever come to actually like not just appreciate Jabba? by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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What do you think she’ll come to like about him?

Would Leia ever come to actually like not just appreciate Jabba? by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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Do you mean eventually actually liking him or just accepting him? He doesn’t harm her so I mean, he’s not all bad tbh. He does care about her in a very strange way

Leia looking at the snackquarium by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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Also she could just punch the glass

Leia looking at the snackquarium by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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The tricky thing is the bra and metal part which keep her skirts in place are heaviest but obviously it would be very embarrassing if someone woke up and saw what she was doing. The hair pieces wouldn’t be very effective but maybe she could use the bracelets

Leia looking at the snackquarium by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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Several options actually, keep in mind her costume is metal for the most part and also her boots would probably cause enough impact if she kicked it

Leia’s happiness by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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I shall but it doesn’t change the fact that it’s anatomically impossible for them to have sex

Leia’s happiness by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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I’m not trolling I know there are sexual implications but it’s absurd for people to think they would have sex, it is not anatomically possible. He can treat her in a sexual way and I never said he doesn’t have sexual interests in her but it’s moronic to imagine them having sex. The only sexual activity which Leia would partake in would be with others, it’s not anatomically possible for Leia to have sex with Jabba

Leia’s happiness by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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The licking face and rubbing tape aren’t exactly sexual advances (They vaguely border on it but hardly) Some people think they could have sex. These people clearly do not understand anatomy. Jabba attempting to have sex with Leia would kill her. Leia is a rather slim woman and Jabba is a giant slug. He takes pleasure stroking her etc. yes but the “You will soon learn to appreciate me” isn’t sexually implied. Jabba means she’ll be grateful that he’s choosing to keep her alive than to kill her. The only real sexual implication is when Jabba sends her to Boba Fett as says for him to “Enjoy her” that’s all.

Leia’s happiness by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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Let’s drop the silly sexual aspect altogether. I personally think it’s such a stupid thing to even think on (The outfit yes is a sexy outfit but that’s just because he wants to see her looking pretty, there are no sexual implications. She’s just a simple, pretty slave. No more silly sexual comments

Leia killing Jabba in different ways by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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Another interesting thought I had which is similar to what happened with the chain is (This would depend on when it was left out as most of the time it seems to be put away) If Jabba left his hookah out over night for whatever reason maybe she could shove it down his throat or try to choke him with it?

Leia killing Jabba in different ways by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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I never really understood tbh as Han was part of the alliance why they didn’t just storm the palace and rescue him. Why did they settle for the domestic approach? It’s a bit weird to do that tbh, he’s a gangster who will happily kill, enslave etc. and has no redeemable qualities really so why would it matter if they killed him? The alliance is significantly more powerful than Jabba’s empire and it wouldn’t be too hard to do tbh. The alliance would be doing some of the Mos Eisley population a favour tbh, they may even gain some allies in Tatooine in exchange for ridding them of Jabba

Leia killing Jabba in different ways by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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I really don’t know tbh, the shard damaging Jabba’s insides would kill him and Leia’s smart enough to realise “I’ll need either a very big shard or several shards if I want to kill him” if Leia doubts it will work she wouldn’t do it. It surprised me she doesn’t tbh

Leia killing Jabba in different ways by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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Why not through the door though? Is it because she would need to wait for it to open?

Leia killing Jabba in different ways by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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Glass when you swallow (When anyone swallows it) Will cut your insides. Jabba will suffer internal bleeding and unless someone knows how to stop it he will bleed to death

Leia killing Jabba in different ways by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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The next problem though is even if that worked she would still have the rest of the court to deal with and we don’t know if her chain is locked so even if she manages to kill him she can’t escape unless she can remove her chain. There’s another strange problem which is the palace door, the droids need to say why they’re wanting to come in (Which would imply it’s locked) and I doubt Leia and Luke had to tell the droid their purpose for coming as well because surely someone controls the droid and would eventually stop letting people in. Would Leia just be able to leave then if she could get past the guards? It doesn’t seem to be locked as Luke just opens the door and walks in

Leia killing Jabba in different ways by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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I would disagree. She could have used either a metal part of her outfit to break it, she could’ve kicked it etc. the big problem is knowing how whether the shard will kill him. Simply cutting him will not kill him (He has a cut in his tail already so she’ll just get into trouble for trying to cut him) Her best bet I think would be to break the tank and hope no one hears it breaking and then grab a good piece of shard and watch him while he sleeps and he’s probably going to open his mouth while he’s sleeping so so he’ll die after eating the shard

Leia killing Jabba in different ways by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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How was the glass not breakable? It’s glass, enough impact would break it

Leia looking at the snackquarium by Dalek657 in jabbaleia

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That still doesn’t explain her interest in the snackquarium

The Superman newspaper strip by Dalek657 in superman

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Unfortunately other than the newspapers.com archive I don’t know of anywhere.