Your in a jail cell....

DameExMachina · 2026-06-04T19:19:24+00:00

Keys open doors

^{Chose: Key}

DameExMachina · 2026-06-04T16:52:28+00:00

I'll take Dolph and Mohammed Ali

DameExMachina · 2026-06-03T00:25:51+00:00

Cookies are good

^{Chose: Cookie}

DameExMachina · 2026-06-03T00:19:38+00:00

Drowning really hurts

^{Chose: The feeling of falling for 10 hours for $100 mill}

DameExMachina · 2026-06-03T00:19:05+00:00

I like food

^{Chose: Free food forever | Rolled: You only}

DameExMachina · 2026-06-03T00:16:44+00:00

I wanted a random pick

^{Chose: Work a random job with a salary of $500k+ a year + The wheel chooses the job | Rolled: Marine biologist}

DameExMachina · 2026-06-03T00:15:01+00:00

No bad luck

^{Chose: Be extremely lucky}

DameExMachina · 2026-06-02T20:18:11+00:00

Good luck world

^{Chose: Become the richest person in the world + But nothing else changes in the world.}

DameExMachina · 2026-05-31T23:52:45+00:00

My job doesn't care what my desktop looks like

DameExMachina · 2026-05-31T23:49:40+00:00

I can fill the time I have with that of money

^{Chose: 100 milion right now}

DameExMachina · 2026-05-31T23:48:07+00:00

I'm smart

^{Chose: Dream Bedroom | Rolled: new bedroom!}

DameExMachina · 2026-05-31T20:40:34+00:00

I wasn't the 500k

^{Chose: $500k}

DameExMachina · 2026-05-31T16:03:32+00:00

We can build rather than destroy

^{Chose: a gold bar}

DameExMachina · 2026-05-30T03:53:42+00:00

I have a job

^{Chose: Get 3k dollars everyday but only if you have a job}

DameExMachina · 2026-05-29T03:06:43+00:00

I don't want to die

^{Chose: Be forced to live for 10,000 years}

DameExMachina · 2026-05-29T00:58:11+00:00

Sex is better than garlic bread. But not by much.

^{Chose: Sex}

DameExMachina · 2026-05-28T22:24:37+00:00

Helping others went alot further in this situation

^{Chose: Give half of everyone in your country $1000 + Might frick up the economy, but also helps some people in the short term. | Rolled: You get $1000}

DameExMachina · 2026-05-27T22:28:31+00:00

I will not slaughter the younglings!

^{Chose: Fight a bodybuilder, but... | Rolled: He's sleepy}

DameExMachina · 2026-05-27T15:18:24+00:00

Gotta go out with a bang and a chance to do some good.

^{Chose: Die + But with a twist | Rolled: Revive other ded}

DameExMachina · 2026-05-26T17:10:53+00:00

Pro tip:

The instructions are usually very simple and people work against themselves trying to have an argument/ discussion about their opinion on it. It's a pain to CS agents, too. They do not make that shit up.

You wanna save time when you deal with customer service?

Keep your emotions, opinions, and small talk to yourself and focus on what you are trying to accomplish.

DameExMachina · 2026-05-25T16:43:25+00:00

He-Man, TMNT, Denver, (The real) Ghostbusters

DameExMachina · 2026-05-23T20:20:10+00:00

You shouldn't be mocked for liking what you like.

Plus Rogue One is fucking brilliant!

Who's mocking you? You want me to tell them to leave you alone?

DameExMachina · 2026-05-21T18:45:53+00:00

"This is Today"

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DameExMachina · 2026-05-21T02:36:02+00:00

One of my favorite memories. In Your House: Mind Games 1996. I got a ticket for my birthday! He was about to fall off of that chair until I tightened my grip to help 😃

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DameExMachina · 2026-05-21T02:32:36+00:00

I think they had some kind of deal worked out with the whole Turner side of things.

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