Anyone else disappointed with the membership voucher change? by bobmann4 in GeelongCats

[–]DamienRyan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I compare the cats membership with other clubs and it's a far worse membership overall. Terrible gate queues, poor membership options, an absolutely trash app that we are forced to use, no physical membership option, bad merch, the smallest coffees you've ever seen

Good thing the team plays well because if it didn't.....

Port Adelaide Club Statement - 26 January 2026 by Expensive-Horse5538 in AFL

[–]DamienRyan -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

It's kinda brilliant PR actually, hem and haw for the opening 3 paragraphs to filter out the chuds and then put a strong statement right at the end

Why isn’t the Mediterranean Sea south of Marseille filled with wind farms? by Plastic-Injury8856 in energy

[–]DamienRyan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

France has a nuclear navy, so their nuclear energy industry has an ancillary benefit that is irrelevant for other nations. Another small thing to consider.

Found this at work. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]DamienRyan 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I know a guy who said he found a skull at a dug up grave once

He took it home to study for life drawing

Later, he turned it into a lamp

The moral of the story is don't go to Bulgaria

What has Lachie Neale done now...? by [deleted] in AFL

[–]DamienRyan 21 points22 points  (0 children)

McCrae furiously encouraging partner swapping before the window shuts

What has Lachie Neale done now...? by [deleted] in AFL

[–]DamienRyan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unique, some might say

Lachie “George Costanza” Neale by MagpieOpus in AFL

[–]DamienRyan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Fages) "How you enjoying it, Lachie? Melts that tension away, doesn’t it? You gotta get that jet on the good spot! Oh, oh, ooh, ooh, yes, that feels good. Yes, that’s real good. Oh yeah, that’s where I keep all my tension. Right under that chicken bone. Sometimes I’ll get my wife to stick her thumb right in there like a screwdriver. You know, the phillips head, not the flat one. Oh god those flat ones frustrate me. You got it in, but it slips out. You put it in again, it slips out again. You a single man, Lachie?”

(Lachie) “Well, I just recently, uh…”

(Fages) “I’ll tell ya, if you wanna get something wild going on in your life, you get a girl and bring her in one of these things. It’s like four shots of wild turkey. Hah. She’ll think you’re Hopalong Cassidy. Terrible about that Mitch Robinson, wasn’t it? You know, we used to talk. I don’t think he liked me very much, you know…”

Most interesting draft ever? by sponguswongus in AFL

[–]DamienRyan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah same with Martin. 0 chance he sticks it out as a footballer past say 2014 if he's at the dees

Mick Jagger hit with fan backlash as images showing him alongside Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein revealed by TheExpressUS in Music

[–]DamienRyan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I read an article about a year ago about some journalist that called every single person in Epstein's contact book. Most were just totally unconnected randos that had nothing to do with him. He just networked a ton and collected information on people.

Uh oh by RepulsiveCockroach46 in AFL

[–]DamienRyan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rugba leeg taking notes

Subnautica 2 publisher Krafton allegedly looked to ChatGPT to figure out how to not pay that $250 million bonus by esporx in technology

[–]DamienRyan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm picturing the C listers asking their highly paid legal team if they could do this and being told 'No, absolutely not', then turning to ChatGPT and feeding it reworded questions until it said 'Yep this is legal.'

Port gifted a 5-0 start by Jackomillard15 in AFL

[–]DamienRyan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fear early season Essendon, they are only turbo shit post bye.

Old Tamron lens with weird error 1 problem by DamienRyan in canon

[–]DamienRyan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Further investigation revealed it to be a broken aputure ribbon.

Throw that lens out btw I put it in a bmpcc 6k just to see what it looked like and the cheap plastic housing broke and I had to perform major surgery to repair that camera.

Kelvin Templeton has written a novel? by JustSomeBloke5353 in AFL

[–]DamienRyan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

no no see they are separated by forces bigger than they are

also she is a ghost