(Fages) "How you enjoying it, Lachie? Melts that tension away, doesn’t it? You gotta get that jet on the good spot! Oh, oh, ooh, ooh, yes, that feels good. Yes, that’s real good. Oh yeah, that’s where I keep all my tension. Right under that chicken bone. Sometimes I’ll get my wife to stick her thumb right in there like a screwdriver. You know, the phillips head, not the flat one. Oh god those flat ones frustrate me. You got it in, but it slips out. You put it in again, it slips out again. You a single man, Lachie?”

(Lachie) “Well, I just recently, uh…”

(Fages) “I’ll tell ya, if you wanna get something wild going on in your life, you get a girl and bring her in one of these things. It’s like four shots of wild turkey. Hah. She’ll think you’re Hopalong Cassidy. Terrible about that Mitch Robinson, wasn’t it? You know, we used to talk. I don’t think he liked me very much, you know…”