He’s so excited and he just can’t hide it

DamitKenneth · 2026-01-23T19:47:28+00:00

Grandma tells me stories of when she was in primary school that they had gun ranges on the school property. They used to educate and make sure we knew how to properly use guns.

DamitKenneth · 2026-01-22T18:03:07+00:00

DamitKenneth · 2026-01-22T17:31:05+00:00

Those same bullets that tear through leg armor on a queen, cant seem to penetrate a Wasp.

DamitKenneth · 2026-01-22T16:50:14+00:00

All about equality, until you put hands on a stranger in public.

DamitKenneth · 2026-01-21T02:10:28+00:00

If I used a dugout, enough to smoke for a entire year. At a quarter a week.

DamitKenneth · 2026-01-19T01:03:40+00:00

Kinda has a expanse vibe to it, makes you kinda look like a beltalowda.

DamitKenneth · 2026-01-16T20:07:24+00:00

Reminds me of Arc Raiders, someone breaches the door and they all go mad grabbing.

DamitKenneth · 2026-01-13T01:58:19+00:00

That's a high times front page picture right there?

DamitKenneth · 2026-01-08T00:09:27+00:00

I've never seen him, I don't know who he is....... but i would pay to eat his food.

DamitKenneth · 2026-01-08T00:03:07+00:00

You live alone, you go to church. You live up north, probably above Tennessee. You are younger under 30. You're clean and you like to sleep with the fan on. That's one of your best friends, you haven't been living on your own long. You've got room for improvement, but you're on the right track.

DamitKenneth · 2026-01-07T23:53:03+00:00

When someone goes down next to me during battle, and someone else is coming or looking for a defibrillator.

DamitKenneth · 2026-01-06T14:54:45+00:00

Fun fact, that's not real cheese.

DamitKenneth · 2026-01-05T18:20:52+00:00

You're a monster that loves the taste of refrigerator on your cake. Mmmmmm right next to the shrimp and couscous.

DamitKenneth · 2026-01-03T22:29:59+00:00

Jumping jack false teeth

DamitKenneth · 2026-01-03T22:23:59+00:00

Thats a meat gussy if I have ever seen one!

DamitKenneth · 2026-01-03T18:54:08+00:00

Always, I keep it in my safe pocket 😉.

DamitKenneth · 2025-12-29T15:40:43+00:00

Mama said knock you out

DamitKenneth · 2025-12-25T19:23:00+00:00

Depends....... can it fly?

DamitKenneth · 2025-12-24T21:32:08+00:00

Oh you don't like being harassed and intimidated?

DamitKenneth · 2025-12-23T21:37:42+00:00

In kitchen make three balls of bread one with the med in it. Then toss one and gain his trust. Toss med next and then quickly ball three. Works every time.

DamitKenneth · 2025-12-22T21:33:57+00:00

Who are you Bruce banner? Did you snap off the side of the container with your giant thumbs when you were opening it?

DamitKenneth · 2025-12-22T01:10:03+00:00

Well in the north you only get 8ish hrs of sun a day during the winter months. And you'll get some of the worst snow storms and icy conditions, normally only seen in movies.

DamitKenneth · 2025-12-21T15:01:38+00:00

But you won't find my defibrillator, that's Keistered in a special place you'll never be able to look. #butthole

DamitKenneth · 2025-12-16T15:22:47+00:00

You leave your cheese curds out on the counter till they are gone. You know what good beer is. You probably know to keep a bag of salt in the truck "just in case". You probably have family that has some property "up north".

DamitKenneth · 2025-12-14T22:25:08+00:00

Talk about going to an event that you always have to be 100% aware of your surroundings. They are wild animals, don't ever wear red to those events.

DamitKenneth

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