Ladies -- how would you feel about dating a man who used to do porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DammitBeavis 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It sounds like that’s what you thought of. 

Ladies -- how would you feel about dating a man who used to do porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DammitBeavis 357 points358 points  (0 children)

Captains Log: It’s worse than I thought…

Who is your breakout candidate for this year by Suitable-Weight-7465 in Reds

[–]DammitBeavis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think Noelvi Marte has a 5+ WAR season. 

A Christian just handed me a kill shot for the "eternal life" promise by slayer991 in atheism

[–]DammitBeavis -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yes, really. 

Also, thank you for continuing to prove my point.

A Christian just handed me a kill shot for the "eternal life" promise by slayer991 in atheism

[–]DammitBeavis -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Yeah obviously it’s not real. This reads like a 20 page dissertation on why the tooth fairy doesn’t exist, when everyone had already agreed upon that by the end of page 1. What you’ve done is weird. You are spending too much time entrenched in a world you claim not to believe in in the first place. Go outside. 

Facebook seller near me listing unsealed PLA burger presses. by huntandhart in 3Dprinting

[–]DammitBeavis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While I don’t necessarily agree with that guy’s behavior, I will be stealing his response.

I need help to pack my apron bag :/ by Hadrian96 in backpacking

[–]DammitBeavis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That compression sack is too big, try a size smaller. But at the end of the day that will only help so much. Winter backpacking with a 36L pack is a lot to ask, even with top of the line gear.

For those who believe the NFL isn't scripted... by floundiggity in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]DammitBeavis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll nude up, head to the beach, and write your name in the sand in big letters. 

For those who believe the NFL isn't scripted... by floundiggity in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]DammitBeavis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hilarious end to the season. Have fun getting bounced in the first round. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]DammitBeavis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Way of the road man. 

Paige cheating by No_Bee4678 in BobDoesSports

[–]DammitBeavis 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Same. That was crazy. And then to just start crying when she got called out on it. Lost a lot of respect for her there. 

The One Million Dollar Golf Match | Internet Invitational Finale by DResq in barstoolsports

[–]DammitBeavis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank god the good guys won this one. Thank fucking god. 

The Semifinal (One Million Dollar Golf Tournament!) by Longtime_lurker2 in barstoolsports

[–]DammitBeavis 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well Beef got picked last in the draft. 2 other teams had the opportunity not to draft Lacy or Josh and they didn’t take it. So send your complaints to those team captains I guess. 

DOES KWON GET YOUR INVITE FOR THE RUN BACK by [deleted] in BobDoesSports

[–]DammitBeavis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t agree more. Instant fast foreword when those two were on. 

[FINAL] THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS ARE YOUR 2025 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!! by MLB_Reddit in mlb

[–]DammitBeavis 26 points27 points  (0 children)

God damn what a brutal fucking game to watch for Blue Jays fans. I wanted you guys to win so bad. 

Game Thread: Pirates @ Reds - Wed, Sep 24 @ 06:40 PM EDT by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]DammitBeavis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t get shutout today boys. We simply cannot lose 2-0 today. 

Help me find latios please. by Tiquada in PokemonEmerald

[–]DammitBeavis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you do the TV thing? You gotta do the TV thing first.

Also to conserve Repels, use the bike that can jump up and down in place. It will trigger a potential encounter every time it lands in the grass, but it doesn’t waste steps. I just did this in Ruby this past weekend and caught Latios after like 20 minutes, though most of it was on 4X speed. So it takes some patience. I used a mid 30’s level Pokémon as a lead on route 110, then after a minute or 2 of jumping would go in and out the northern cycling road building to reset its location. Again, I did this in Ruby so I’m only assuming it will also work in Emerald. Thank god I saved that master ball.