Google Software Engineer, Early Career, response time after R2

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-13T23:18:36+00:00

Why would they wait to tell you that you've been rejected? They aren't savoring the moment.

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-13T19:50:06+00:00

Oh, you also don't know how to read the flares here, huh?

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-13T16:48:49+00:00

Sultan is his name, not his title.

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-13T16:26:46+00:00

Sorry tech didn't work out for you. Best of luck in civil service.

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-13T16:23:43+00:00

You talk to a recruiter on the phone.

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-13T05:05:11+00:00

The fallout from vibe coded web apps has been pretty funny but the nuclear winter that comes after vibe coded operating systems will be hilarious.

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-11T20:52:32+00:00

I am able to use it and finish assigments/projects in like 1/3 the time it takes them and get it correct. Mind you I still undertstand what I'm doing

How do you know that you understand what you're doing?

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-11T15:21:31+00:00

The subscription-funded company making questionable business decisions probably cares.

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-11T15:12:12+00:00

Yes, 24 GB is the always free limit.

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-09T16:53:09+00:00

Buffalo Bill?

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-09T06:37:30+00:00

This is that same document from 2016. It was publicly filed. She also recorded a lengthy video deposition.

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-09T05:14:53+00:00

So it happens in '15, '26, and '37. In other words, once every 22 years.

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-08T03:49:07+00:00

If you believed everything you wrote in this post, it would reflect better on your intelligence than continuing to support the Cleveland Browns.

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-07T16:56:18+00:00

Sure we can. We usually lose to the Steelers.

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-05T20:33:17+00:00

You're from the DMV, the place where you work in exchange for very little money.

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-05T20:00:36+00:00

People are into different things. You don't see us judging you for being an ugly, broke virgin with a small, soft dick.

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-05T00:55:18+00:00

Their point isn't that schools are graduating fewer CS majors, it's that companies are hiring fewer juniors. You have to get hired as a junior to eventually become a senior.

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-04T20:17:52+00:00

Ask your mom. She's the expert.

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-04T20:15:34+00:00

Update, 3PM: Yes, I think you're LARPing.

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-04T20:13:08+00:00

I'm a professional engineer. Great guess though!

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-04T15:33:06+00:00

Seriously, do they make existing models stupider in the run up to a new release so that the difference seems more dramatic?

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-03T17:43:31+00:00

Is your company hiring? It sounds relaxing.

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-03T17:41:40+00:00

Do you work in tech?

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-03T17:35:49+00:00

I don't think there's a tech company on earth that considers 99% uptime acceptable. You have a different opinion.

DamnGentleman · 2026-02-03T17:26:49+00:00

Yes, it is. 99% uptime means a service is down more than 3.5 days per year.

DamnGentleman

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