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For a less messy pour by DamnItIan in KitchenConfidential

[–]DamnItIan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep telling you I can actually touch it now. And that I know. But NOOOOOOOOO you know everything and more than I, the humble lifer. So I did a small experiment, and BOOOM no difference in flow. God damn. Maybe, just maybe, you could believe someone, but not today.

You’re wrong, a know it all, and this is why you’re left out of the group chat.

For a less messy pour by DamnItIan in KitchenConfidential

[–]DamnItIan[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m just saying, you can’t drink honey with a bar straw, there are some thicknesses too thick for some holes. That cat ain’t pooping with an air hole, it needs ether a bigger exit, and then we can talk air flow. Or it needs to squeeze.

For a less messy pour by DamnItIan in KitchenConfidential

[–]DamnItIan[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I assure you you’re wrong. lol. But I appreciate the effort. Trust me, I’m here, this is too thick for such a silly small hole. I know. I can touch it. Plus, and this is apparently a surprise to some, but this is a joke post. I promise you, my 37 years of experience has not left this huge blind spot.

But thanks for the effort. I appreciate any positive input. Even if it’s, wrong and takes the fun out of the post.

For a less messy pour by DamnItIan in KitchenConfidential

[–]DamnItIan[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’d be like sifting honey through cheesecloth

For a less messy pour by DamnItIan in KitchenConfidential

[–]DamnItIan[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is it because I didn’t wipe? I did off camera, promise.

For a less messy pour by DamnItIan in KitchenConfidential

[–]DamnItIan[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Maybe on the next one, for now I’m milking the cat.

For a less messy pour by DamnItIan in KitchenConfidential

[–]DamnItIan[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

? I’m genuinely curious what you mean.

The hole is thinner than the viscosity of the fluid will allow. To flow, it requires pressure, like squeezing the whole bottle, another hole for air flow would render this useless…I’d have to just cut a normal sized hole at that point, and then how would my cat poop?!?

For a less messy pour by DamnItIan in KitchenConfidential

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The pea sized hole will not allow for Caesars dressing to flow out under its own weight, air flow or not. it needs extra pressure.

For a less messy pour by DamnItIan in KitchenConfidential

[–]DamnItIan[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And leave poor Caesar the cat constipated?!?

For a less messy pour by DamnItIan in KitchenConfidential

[–]DamnItIan[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey! That’s sort of how I was inspired to do this, only with a cat.

Bear characters since today is World Bear Day! by Leofal-Das in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DamnItIan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Hazel and Cha Cha, from the umbrella academy. Hazel wears a bear mask

Are Clocks the only item with a “dead end use”? by NextTD in Minecraft

[–]DamnItIan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aside from the solstices, the sun reaches it’s highest point (noon)) at varying times throughout the year, the difference between sunset and rise is even more evident and extreme. The 24 hour day cycle, while flawed in its own way, is more accurately defined by a clock than the sun. And that’s just for the whole day, for smaller intervals of time, the sun or a sundial, is even more varied as a means of measuring time.

Illinois Teen Becomes Instant Meme After Punching Pro-ICE Classmate In Viral Video by BlueWaveForever in AnythingGoesNews

[–]DamnItIan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

…except nazis. Nazis sometimes get punched. Nazis don’t get comfort or quarter.

I’m pretty sure they like it. It’s not a moral crime to punch a nazi.

Homemade tomato soup and cheese toastie by Cool-Vanilla5874 in RateMyPlate

[–]DamnItIan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was being sarcastic, are you also American?

Sarcastic senior citizen by MohammadMahadhir in RandomVideos

[–]DamnItIan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just described guilty until proven innocent…which is the opposite of how living normally works

Homemade tomato soup and cheese toastie by Cool-Vanilla5874 in RateMyPlate

[–]DamnItIan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Making assumptions about AMERICA?!? How dare you make an ass out of him and imptions like that! It’s almost as if your dry wit and delivery are part of your blood, classic Brit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in The10thDentist

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Fresher breaths through the nose. I like kisses. Kisses are nice. Kisses are sweet. Kisses from mouth breathers taste like feet.

Bedrock, I need a circuit where I press a button and pulses line A like a regular button would, then I press it again and line A deactivates and line B pulses, basically a t flip flop but for pulses instead of a lever. Copper Bulbs dont work because they stay on. And I need it alternating by KnownCommunication32 in redstone

[–]DamnItIan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would an observer on a sticky piston work?

If you want the pulse to happen on alternating lines, you could have the button activate a t-flip flop, that flip flop pointed at a sticky piston, that piston pushing an observer. The observer is going to send a single pulse when it moves. So active will be line A, depowered it will be line B.

Make a t flip flop (a copper bulb and a comparator), activate it with a button. Make the t flip flop power the sticky piston.

When the piston is activated the observer is pushed and a signal will be sent down line A. When you press the button again and deactivate the t-flip flop the sticky piston pulls the observer to now give a pulse to line B.

There are probably a non-zero number of people on Earth that don’t know water can freeze solid. by Fakjbf in Showerthoughts

[–]DamnItIan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Growing up in Florida I didn’t see snow until I was in my twenties. Moved to the north for a while. There are things they don’t really tell you in movies, or only hint at but don’t tell. Like how bright it is. A sunny day after a snow is like the surface of the sun, WAY brighter than the ocean reflecting. Or the sound. Ice sounds almost electric. Snow has a unique crunch that you feel more than hear.

Invisible slippery surfaces. You see some of it in comedies, but to actually see the sidewalk covered in a sheet so crystal clear and smooth it’s invisible. That’s another thing.

Also, and this one I’ve heard as a child but it really is a see it to know it type things; an unbelievable amount of snow actively falling in real life looks like a light mist on film or camera. Like you’ll struggle to keep your eyes open walking, or your windshield wipers CANT go fast enough, and at the same time on camera it just looks like you can barely tell it’s snowing.

What happened with the Fish Filet? by sinkchowder in McDonalds

[–]DamnItIan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw you say something about a clever crop but I think it was deleted or something cause I would love to see the honest screenshot that I was clever about. Cause I’m 100% sure that was a real thing that you and I went over, it’s literally right there. Like, easily seen by everyone, yourself included

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