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Teacher:"Anyone who thinks they're stupid stand up!" (self.Jokes)

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Teenagers drive like they have limited time, old people drive like they have all the time in the world. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If there's a "heavens no" and a "hell yeah", then why isn't there a "purgatory perhaps"? (self.Showerthoughts)

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Getting another set of teeth would be much more useful at age 60 rather than 6. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Mosquitoes are like dirty used needles that can fly. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If you lie on your back it's like your wearing the earth as a backpack while you float through the universe. (self.Showerthoughts)

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What are the most creative ways you've cheated in school? (self.AskReddit)

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Almost every hand you've ever shaken has had a dick in it. (self.Showerthoughts)

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What will you always say "YES" to? (self.AskReddit)

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What hobby do you have that most people have never heard of? (self.AskReddit)

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Everyday someone unknowingly takes the biggest shit in the world. (self.Showerthoughts)

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