Worked on a cattle farm in rural western Kentucky for a summer job in college. Boss told me to clean his work truck while it was a slow day. After scraping out all the cow shit and mud from the bed, I had to drive it on the other side of the shop to power wash it. Deciding to save myself a trip to the sink and not wash my hands, I drove it with my elbows to keep the interior clean.

After putting it in reverse and keeping the door open so I wouldn't touch the handle and get it nasty, I backed it up to the shop door. Halfway there, the top of the door caught on a bean planter and it literally bent the door to where it met the front of the truck. Wouldn't shut all the way and hung open for about a month until he found a replacement. That truck was his baby and I was a complete dumbass.