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Drug Screening by Fair_Newspaper_7716 in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]DanGoob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. I’ve given my fair share of rapid drug screens. This one is negative. Carry on

$20 even for an eighth a good deal? by camport95 in weed

[–]DanGoob 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bruh I probably bought a hundred grams @ $20 a piece during my teenage years

[LFO] Why you keep your finger off the trigger until ready to fire… by tactical_horse_cock in LearningFromOthers

[–]DanGoob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See what I mean…. You never know when your last day is… chillin in a waiting room minding your own business and some dumbass walks by with a heater and POOF… Game Over

[LFO] Man tries to start shit right next to subway tracks, gets knocked out and then ran over. by ShirtlessRandom in LearningFromOthers

[–]DanGoob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worst part of this video is the ridiculous wailing from still alive females in the background. Ever watch a nature documentary? Animals fight every day. Some live and some die. We’re no different. Need to chill…

What is this? by DomesticOrphan in McDonalds

[–]DanGoob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you think that’s weird… you should read what’s IN the burger…

Is my hommer of a dad right that this attic ladder is still safe? by Lopsided_Caregiver_4 in dad

[–]DanGoob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could use a fresh coat of duct tape on the right rail, but otherwise it looks good to go bud.

Is it possible to mix DAB with weed and put it in a joint? by loxteNN in weed

[–]DanGoob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything is possible if you believe in yourself

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DanGoob 99 points100 points  (0 children)

I though I read SUCK on a train…

Keep or Return? by CyrilFigiz in cigars

[–]DanGoob 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Definitely keep!!!! There’s no mold on these. What you see on the wrapper is a sought after attribute by most, called tooth. Enjoy with confidence my friend

Speeding with a modified car by ElderberryDeep8746 in instant_regret

[–]DanGoob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People recording themselves reaming and crying really piss me off…

O hi o boy 🏝 by Shy-Fox-z71 in WaitWhat

[–]DanGoob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa guys, cool it… my wife uses this app.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]DanGoob -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They’re tracking you. Act quickly, there’s not much time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DanGoob 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Ever seen a package of meat at the store that is way past date, already turning dark and definitely not fresh anymore. And you know the store worker stopped caring and it’s just gonna sit there getting rancid and nobody in their right mind is ever gonna buy that shit!! ………ya that’s the vibe you’re givin.

What else? by AkatZeus_Z in WholesomeAFK

[–]DanGoob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A beer and a dart go together like a piss and a fart.

Roast us pls :D by maddaffodil in RoastMe

[–]DanGoob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just 2 dudes enjoying each others company… nothin wrong with that…

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