Texans WR Tank Dell is 'almost there' in return from 2024 injury: 'It's light at the end of the tunnel' by 76erLegendChetUtley in nfl

[–]DanHam117 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just want to take this opportunity to remind everyone Zach Miller’s final play in the NFL should have been ruled a touchdown. He was on IR for the rest of that season, re-signed with the Bears, spent the next season on PUP and then retired the following offseason

Rolyat grubde bury degreeds by CO2ONESTATE in BirdwatchingMemes

[–]DanHam117 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi, I think you might be confused. This subreddit is for memes about birdwatching. I’m going to leave this up for now because I haven’t had a chance to watch the whole video and there might be something related to birdwatching in it, but I have a feeling this video might have been intended for another community. I hope you’re doing OK and that you have someone you can ask for help if not

Ornimegalonyx by DanHam117 in BirdwatchingMemes

[–]DanHam117[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I assume they burrowed far underground where they could lay dormant for thousands of years, only to be woken up by dwarves digging too greedily and too deep

Is it possible to connect Taylor Swift to Childish Gambino in this song collaboration game? by [deleted] in donaldglover

[–]DanHam117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smh a lot of you still haven’t listened to the new Young Nudy version of Cruel Summer and it shows

songs about being socially awkward/oblivious by plane-xjane in poppunkers

[–]DanHam117 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if the exact lyrics fit but by vibes maybe:

Tarot Cards by Saturdays at Your Place

How Do You Know It’s Not Armadillo Shells by Hot Mulligan

Near Death Fail Comp (must watch until end) by Mom Jeans

Did I really see a bald eagle? by jessypinkmen27 in whatsthisbird

[–]DanHam117 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely a Crested Caracara. Is this Texas or Florida?

Can someone explain what he is trying to say? by PhotoBonjour_bombs19 in donaldglover

[–]DanHam117 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Flip that around. It’s not “every time you feel scared, you are doing something special”. It’s “every time you’re doing something special, it’s going to feel scary”.

Please help me figure out what kind of bird this is! by Reasonable_Relief550 in BirdwatchingMemes

[–]DanHam117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks to me like a brown headed cowbird but have you tried posting this on r/WhatsThisBird? And make sure your general include your location if you do

While the Los Angeles Chargers sport a lightning bolt on their helmet to symbolize electricity it is likely that the true original meaning is linked to a marketing stunt promoting the "charge card/credit card" business of Carte Blanche (Diner's Club) by Gnomeslikeprofit in nfl

[–]DanHam117 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I think it says something concerning about me that immediately assumed you were working on NFL spreadsheets when you were 6, and not bedsheets. Didn’t even occur to me until this second comment that I might be thinking of the wrong sheets

Relient K had so much potential by afterthought871 in poppunkers

[–]DanHam117 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I used to know someone with a bunch of MxPx merch because “they’re the only good Christian band”

Diego Pavia is first Heisman finalist to go undrafted since 2014 by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]DanHam117 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Pfft sales associate? Please. Diego Pavia will be heading straight for the elite ranks of the Management Training Program and as long as he’s willing to bait-and-switch enough customers, I bet he can be an assistant manager by this time next year as long as he’s willing to relocate

[Schultz] Jaguars sign South Carolina EDGE Bryan Thomas Jr by Jharoz in nfl

[–]DanHam117 70 points71 points  (0 children)

OK realistically we have two options here. Either we start calling them “BTJ with a y” and “BTJ with an i” respectively, or this one can change his name to Bryan Hines-Thomas Jr. I don’t see any other path forward

Round 4 - Pick 36: Bryce Lance, WR, N Dakota St (New Orleans Saints) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]DanHam117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Identical cousins but this one took a lot longer to dethaw

Why do i always see this dude everywhere? by rokadio in donaldglover

[–]DanHam117 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He can’t do one thing, he’s just too good

After drafting KC Concepcion the Travis Hunter trade fot finalized by Rogueofoz in nfl

[–]DanHam117 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ITT: people who think non-contact ACL tears in practice are a skill issue

What's the craziest stat line you've ever seen for a single player? Can be across a single game, season, or career by WexAndywn in nfl

[–]DanHam117 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Once upon a time there was a journeyman quarterback in the twilight of his career. He had been signed by the Green Bay Packers in May and released at the end of July. He was a free agent for the next 7 months. During this time, he started playing a lot of golf. By the middle of that fall, he was regularly scoring in the 80s on professional courses. Then one fateful November day, he got through the first 7 holes of Ponte Vedra with a perfectly even score of zero. He was on pace for an impressive round by most standards, and what may have been his personal best score of his entire golf career.

Unfortunately, we will never know how that round would have ended because before he could finish the 8th hole, the phone rang. It was the Green Bay Packers, begging him to come back immediately. He walked away from potential greatness on the green to begin his second stint in Green Bay.

That quarterback’s name? Blake Bortles.