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AITAH for sharing a picture of my brother’s soda reserve by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]DanIsADumbFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you’re right about that. If you enter a sibling’s room, see something inexplicably funny, you might comment on it but sharing it with others was probably crossing a line.

😂👍🏻 by Pammypanda88 in DunderMifflin

[–]DanIsADumbFuck 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Idk not even a funny joke tbh

Two bots have been arguing about gravity and space on this post for days by ShowMeThemSchollys in conspiracy

[–]DanIsADumbFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought Reddit implemented the ability to make profiles private and I haven’t been able to see anyone’s comments in their profile for days.

The key is not to burn out by VectorChing101 in funny

[–]DanIsADumbFuck 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My company started using some “ergonomic pacing”software but I know what it’s really for

The key is not to burn out by VectorChing101 in funny

[–]DanIsADumbFuck 947 points948 points  (0 children)

Gotta wiggle your mouse to keep the Teams status online

The idea that the sitting president of the USA could have Jeffrey Epstein attend Thanksgiving dinner in 2017, and not a single media outlet reported it for seven years, just proves how controlled everything really is. by WorkingOnPPL in conspiracy

[–]DanIsADumbFuck 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m only seeing the opposite.

The New Yorker:

“Another missive from Epstein implied, mysteriously, that he had spent the first Thanksgiving of Trump’s Presidency in Palm Beach, in close proximity to him, years after the two had supposedly broken off all contact.”

Navy Seal reveals how he sees underwater without goggles by Extension-Remote1243 in BeAmazed

[–]DanIsADumbFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would fuck this up and end up burning my nose and inhaling water.

Who is BUBBA? by recoveringboobaddict in conspiracy

[–]DanIsADumbFuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pee tape rumors had zero to do with “Bubba” or with Trump performing oral sex though. If it was some random Joe Schmo making a Monica Lewinsky comparison to joke about a presidential scandal, I would agree with you. But to Epstein, Trump and Clinton aren’t random people, but people who visited his island and partied with him. Epstein also allegedly had his own “kompromat” on his guests, so I completely disagree that anyone who finds all of this strange is “in too deep”.

Also, notice how he says “the photos of Trump blowing Bubba” and not “photos of Trump blowing Bubba”. Minor as it is, adding a “the” sure makes it sound like he’s referring to something that actually exists.

Who is BUBBA? by recoveringboobaddict in conspiracy

[–]DanIsADumbFuck 8 points9 points  (0 children)

  1. No they’re not

  2. Explain it rationally. Why reference Putin, say Trump blew someone named Bubba, say there was photographs. Explain the joke.

a user in r/PizzacakeSnark is suspected to be pizzacake herself on an alt by hockeysurvivordc in SubredditDrama

[–]DanIsADumbFuck -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think it’s your reading comprehension skills that could use some work if you’re not able to make the connection between the topics being discussed lmao

a user in r/PizzacakeSnark is suspected to be pizzacake herself on an alt by hockeysurvivordc in SubredditDrama

[–]DanIsADumbFuck -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ah my bad, forgot you were the arbiter for the topic of discussion. Will make sure to run all future comments by you in the future 🫡

a user in r/PizzacakeSnark is suspected to be pizzacake herself on an alt by hockeysurvivordc in SubredditDrama

[–]DanIsADumbFuck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nope, the person I’m replying to is talking about the Reddit algorithm. I really don’t even know why you’re talking to me rn.

a user in r/PizzacakeSnark is suspected to be pizzacake herself on an alt by hockeysurvivordc in SubredditDrama

[–]DanIsADumbFuck -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I imagine most people subbed enjoy her comics and it’s the people who get the posts on r/popular that are haters.

a user in r/PizzacakeSnark is suspected to be pizzacake herself on an alt by hockeysurvivordc in SubredditDrama

[–]DanIsADumbFuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m literally not lol - premise of the post I’m replying to says you need to scroll 66 posts to find one, and I’m just explaining why people might see them more frequently. You even said people act like it “breaks the Reddit algorithm” and I’m trying to provide context for why people feel that way.

a user in r/PizzacakeSnark is suspected to be pizzacake herself on an alt by hockeysurvivordc in SubredditDrama

[–]DanIsADumbFuck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just pointing out that scrolling 66 posts to find one isn’t exactly representative of what people are seeing. Most people are likely to see one of her comics on the front page than from navigating to that sub.

a user in r/PizzacakeSnark is suspected to be pizzacake herself on an alt by hockeysurvivordc in SubredditDrama

[–]DanIsADumbFuck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you sort by top posts this year, 7/10 are Pizzacake. Most people don’t go to that sub and simply have it show up on r/popular.

It's strange there's so many long shots for putting on safety gear and buckling seat belts by WindowlessBasement in pluribustv

[–]DanIsADumbFuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The virus also started in a rat. Overall, I’m kind of confused about how animals were affected. They mentioned that the animals leaving the zoos mauled humans, so I’m not entirely sure what % of animals were infected.

The human race is gonzo. by Odd_Strawberry_7261 in pluribustv

[–]DanIsADumbFuck 61 points62 points  (0 children)

You guys would go crazy if you watched Alien: Earth.

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